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trix
07-Aug-11, 15:45
so, am off ma holidays again....

oxfordshire 'iss time. its a campin trip.

witches convention so howpin til meet some really cool people :cool:

now, i hev company for 'e wie doon...but i hev til come up 'e rod by masel! iv niver driven further than glesgow an' if ye mind right, i wrote ma car off 'e last time i came home fie ma holidays!!

oh dear.

so ma pal hes all 'e campin stuff an when i asked him what il hev til take he says, "eh...a sun hat maybe....an' rakes o' condoms" :eek:

so apart fie 'e obvious campin gear...lek tents an' stoves an' stuff....is there anythin i should take? mind, i am a girl....

he asked if id bin campin before an i says, "hardly....course av bin campin before - tut!!!"

what i didna tell him is that it wis in ma granys back gairden when i wis 8 years auld....

wish me luck!!!

an' if i do get up 'e rod all alive an' stuff, il tell ye's all abooted ;)

poppett
07-Aug-11, 18:07
Good luck Trix.

Safe journey and haste ye back safe and sound.

John Little
07-Aug-11, 18:31
A good insect repellent and some Anthisan...

trix
07-Aug-11, 20:17
thanks pops :D

an' thanks too john, hayfever tablets is a must. ma fycie goes all puffy an' changes shape.

once i fell oot wi' a boyfriend an' decided til cycle home fie keiss....on a sunday mornin at 8 o'clock, wi' strappy shoes an' a mini skirt!!

i wis cryin, thot id niver get home. wild shape o' fyce on me when i did get home. ma eyes didna match up an' lumps wis comin oot on ma cheeks! wild state.

hed til take til ma beid 'e rest o' 'e day....

pat
07-Aug-11, 20:19
Trix, a head torch which leaves hands free ensure it is bright as it is much darker earlier than up in Caithness - easier to find your way to a bed and torch does not get lost.

Corrie 3
07-Aug-11, 20:23
Last time I went camping I forgot to take a towel with me, had to stand outside the shower block naked until the wind had dried me!!!

C3......:roll::roll:;)

trix
25-Aug-11, 18:23
oh i forgot til tell ye's how i got on wi' ma campin' trip....

i hed a magic time (pardon 'e pun) but i did. i didna hev til drive efter all as i got a lift fae ma 'boozy' pal, doon an back, which wis a bit o' a relief cos i da think id be alive til tell 'e tale if i hed til drive all 'at way.
we didna get ayre til late on friday nite, so we hed til put wur tent up in 'e dark, but it wis a full moon so we managed...an' we hed torches.

it wis a wee sorto gatherin, maybe 300 at most.

there were several workshops that i went til, some were really guid. i found 'e tarot one til be a wee bit basic tho. didna get anythin oot o'ed really. shame, as i wis really lookin forward til'ed.
i attended one before ran by david wells (ats him that dis 'e horror-scopes (:D) in 'e daily record, its wis aboot astro-tarot....totally above ma heid at 'e time, so wis howpin that maybe id learn stuff that i didna really ken aboot.
but i did meet lots o' new 'friends', some o' them i wis already in contact wi' through anither forum.

'e ither workshops wis guid, astro-travel, practical magic an' meditatin using different crystals. all guid.

'e music wis guid aye, an on 'e last nite we got in wi' 'security', who i first thought wis an agin hippy rock band. though it wis late an things were 'prity laid back' til say 'e least, they were on 'e ball when a fire nearly broke oot...well, all but one who wis lyin unconcious in a chair...!
'e crack wis guid tho, open fire an really guid tunes. guid booze.

we did 'e whole 'burnin o' 'e wicker man' thing, it wis really guid too, except that a lassie wis playin wi' a hoop that wis all on fire, doin tricks an' stuff...an she caught fire!!! her boots were on fire an' she wis tryin til get it oot, then it kinda spread a little an her hair cot fire. by 'at time security wis on'ed an' helped her oot. she got taken off but later came by security til ask for some painkillers as her hands were burnt. if ye ask me she should o' went til hospital, even for 'e shock...as it wis very shockin. she wis literaly, on fire...flames!! :eek:

next day efter i bot some books an' stuff we packt up an i got dropt off in ipswich, i hev people ayre. stayed wi' them for a couple o' days an' got picked up then an taken up 'e rod. 3 miles fie avimore we ran oot o' petrol!! at half 2 in 'e mornin. apparently there wis an accident somewhere nearby an all 'e breakdoon people an polis were busy. eventually, an oer an 'half later a copper came an took ma driver til 'e pumps til get some. i eventually came stumblin intil ma brithers at dornoch at 6 o' clock in 'e mornin.....

it wis a guid wee trippy, made loads o' new pals an' lookin forward til a massive event in croydon in november...roll on!

i forgot til say i seen two little ladybirds doin sex...it wis cool, wings all aflutter...wee bit o' ladybird porn til fenesh off ma holiday!! :cool:

dragonfly
25-Aug-11, 21:41
whatever it is you're on Trix, is it legal and can it be bottled and sold? cos with your outlook on life I can think of a good few, including myself, who could do with some of it.......love reading your comings and goings, you really ought to write a book on them

Bazeye
25-Aug-11, 23:03
oh i forgot til tell ye's how i got on wi' ma campin' trip....

i hed a magic time (pardon 'e pun) but i did. i didna hev til drive efter all as i got a lift fae ma 'boozy' pal, doon an back, which wis a bit o' a relief cos i da think id be alive til tell 'e tale if i hed til drive all 'at way.
we didna get ayre til late on friday nite, so we hed til put wur tent up in 'e dark, but it wis a full moon so we managed...an' we hed torches.

it wis a wee sorto gatherin, maybe 300 at most.

there were several workshops that i went til, some were really guid. i found 'e tarot one til be a wee bit basic tho. didna get anythin oot o'ed really. shame, as i wis really lookin forward til'ed.
i attended one before ran by david wells (ats him that dis 'e horror-scopes (:D) in 'e daily record, its wis aboot astro-tarot....totally above ma heid at 'e time, so wis howpin that maybe id learn stuff that i didna really ken aboot.
but i did meet lots o' new 'friends', some o' them i wis already in contact wi' through anither forum.

'e ither workshops wis guid, astro-travel, practical magic an' meditatin using different crystals. all guid.

'e music wis guid aye, an on 'e last nite we got in wi' 'security', who i first thought wis an agin hippy rock band. though it wis late an things were 'prity laid back' til say 'e least, they were on 'e ball when a fire nearly broke oot...well, all but one who wis lyin unconcious in a chair...!
'e crack wis guid tho, open fire an really guid tunes. guid booze.

we did 'e whole 'burnin o' 'e wicker man' thing, it wis really guid too, except that a lassie wis playin wi' a hoop that wis all on fire, doin tricks an' stuff...an she caught fire!!! her boots were on fire an' she wis tryin til get it oot, then it kinda spread a little an her hair cot fire. by 'at time security wis on'ed an' helped her oot. she got taken off but later came by security til ask for some painkillers as her hands were burnt. if ye ask me she should o' went til hospital, even for 'e shock...as it wis very shockin. she wis literaly, on fire...flames!! :eek:

next day efter i bot some books an' stuff we packt up an i got dropt off in ipswich, i hev people ayre. stayed wi' them for a couple o' days an' got picked up then an taken up 'e rod. 3 miles fie avimore we ran oot o' petrol!! at half 2 in 'e mornin. apparently there wis an accident somewhere nearby an all 'e breakdoon people an polis were busy. eventually, an oer an 'half later a copper came an took ma driver til 'e pumps til get some. i eventually came stumblin intil ma brithers at dornoch at 6 o' clock in 'e mornin.....

it wis a guid wee trippy, made loads o' new pals an' lookin forward til a massive event in croydon in november...roll on!

i forgot til say i seen two little ladybirds doin sex...it wis cool, wings all aflutter...wee bit o' ladybird porn til fenesh off ma holiday!! :cool:

Never mind all that, did you bring any condoms back with you?

Bazeye
25-Aug-11, 23:04
whatever it is you're on Trix, is it legal and can it be bottled and sold?

No, no and yes.