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13-Jul-11, 14:09
This might have been posted before but its worth airing again.

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
 One afternoon the pastor
 came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint
 sitting room.
 She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young
 minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it.
 The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated of all
 things, a condom!

When she returned
 with tea and scones,they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity
 about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no
 longer resist.
 'Miss Beatrice', he said,
 'I wonder if you would tell me about this?
 Pointing to the bowl.
 'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking
 through the park a few
 months ago and I found this little package on the
 The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.
 Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter'. :roll: