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dunderheed
26-Sep-06, 08:16
And Finally . . . .



A SCHOOL teacher was arrested yesterday at Prestwick Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, protractor, set square, slide rule and calculator. At a news conference later, Home Secretary John Reid said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify him, but said he had been charged with carrying weapons of maths instruction.

dunderheed
26-Sep-06, 08:18
Meanwhile a gentleman of middle eastern origin was arrested on board a Ryanair flight for possessing a bottle of water and a packet of powdered potato.

Government chemists believe when mixed together this could have formed a weapon of Mash destruction!

laguna2
26-Sep-06, 08:19
:lol: you have brightened up an otherwise dull day :lol:

dunderheed
26-Sep-06, 08:20
or could be the maths teacher who had the minus key swiped off his calculator by prestwick airport security..

said he had a weapon of maths deduction...

i believe thats plenty!!

dunderheed
26-Sep-06, 08:22
thanks laguna 2 i aim to please

j4bberw0ck
26-Sep-06, 09:12
Good one, dunderheed :lol:

Piglet
26-Sep-06, 12:53
:lol: Nice 1 dunderheed[lol]

Ricco
26-Sep-06, 15:37
Nice three, Dunderheed. I shall post those up in class tomorrow. :)