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rockchick
23-Sep-06, 21:31
While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"

Osama responded, "You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything."

The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."

Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning.

So just do it and be off with you."

The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared. The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton at his side.

His privates were gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.

God is good.

Maclady483
23-Sep-06, 21:35
:lol: Thank you for a good laugh....

obiron
23-Sep-06, 21:40
hee hee. what a nice trio to wake up to in the morning.

footie chick
23-Sep-06, 21:56
lol nice one [lol]

connieb19
23-Sep-06, 22:04
Did I hear on the News today that Bin Laden is dead or did i dream it? :confused

footie chick
23-Sep-06, 22:16
http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1234892,00.html

must be dreaming too;)

unless we're drinking the same water lol

Dreadnought
23-Sep-06, 22:53
I'll believe it when I see a properly identified body.