Arrr me hearties!

[Jeid]

Ahoy there mateys!

Today be Talk Like A Pirate Day... Arrr

So talk like a Pirate to make your day more fun

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

[Billy Boy]

arr shiver me timber's lol:Razz

[Jeid]

The Pirate pick up lines are class!

[obiron]

yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

put me in the mood for pirates of the caribbean(god knows how its spelt).

[trinkie]

Oh it was a fine and a pleasant day.
Out of Yarmouth harbour I was faring.
As a cabin boy on a sailing logger.
For to go and hunt the shoals of herring.

With our nets and gear we're faring
On the wild and wasteful ocean
Its there that we hunt and we earn our bread
As we hunted for the shoals of herring.

........................

In the stormy seas and the liiving gales
Just to earn your daily bread and you're daring
From the Dover Straits to the Faroe Islands
As you're following the shoals of herring

O I earns my keep and I paid my way
And I earned the gear that I was wearing
Sailed a million miles caught ten million fishes
We were sailing after shoals of herring.

[trinkie]

When ye were sleeping on your pillows
Dreamt ye ocht o oor poor fellows
Darkling, as they faced the billows
A' to fill their woven willows?


Wha'll buy my Caller Herring.........

[pultneytooner]

Oh it was a fine and a pleasant day.
Out of Yarmouth harbour I was faring.
As a cabin boy on a sailing logger.
For to go and hunt the shoals of herring.

With our nets and gear we're faring
On the wild and wasteful ocean
Its there that we hunt and we earn our bread
As we hunted for the shoals of herring.

........................

In the stormy seas and the liiving gales
Just to earn your daily bread and you're daring
From the Dover Straits to the Faroe Islands
As you're following the shoals of herring

O I earns my keep and I paid my way
And I earned the gear that I was wearing
Sailed a million miles caught ten million fishes
We were sailing after shoals of herring.
Now you're up on deck, you're a fisherman
you can swear and show a manly bearin'
take your turn on deck, with the other fellows
As you go and hunt the shoals of herrin':D

[Billy Boy]

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"

"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."

The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."

"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."

"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."

"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."

"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them dropped one in my eye."

"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird poop!"

"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."
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[sassylass]

What was the pirate studying at university?


Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt History

[Billy Boy]

Where can you find very few pirates?

The Arrrrrctic!

[Chobbersjnr]

there's a modern day band of pirates I think

the AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRctic Pirates

I mean monkeys

BTW I'm in league with Blacbeard's long lost 95th removed backwards son, so beware