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17-Sep-06, 10:25
Scotland's Beauty

I remember Scotland's beauty
Tall peaks tipped with snow
But I remember most of all
The midge and mosquito.

04-Oct-06, 12:30
Spring Morning.

The braw sun is a'shining
Upon the sprouting corn,
And the hedgehog is a'scratching
Ere it's young are newly born.

There's a sound of heavy thumping
From a bedroom close nearby
And the farmer's wife is shouting
''Get up! Get up! Get up!
Get up and milk the kye''

Now spring in all it's glory
Its scintillating best
Calls to everyone
''Throw away your vest!''