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17-Sep-06, 10:09
If You Should Meet a Crocodile.
by Anon

If you should meet a crocodile
Don't take a stick and poke him,
Ignore the welcome in his smile
Be careful not to stroke him.

For as he sleeps upon the Nile
He thinner gets and thinner
And whene'er you meet a crocodile
He's ready for his dinner.