Is Scotland a safe place to live and do the police patrol in ones, twos, or threes?

[John Little]

Well - I do not have a view on it, but it seems to be a matter for some consideration, so here's a thread for it.

It does not apply down here. We have no police.

Well rumour says they exist but I never see any...

[pmcd]

Caithness seems relatively safe, though I wouldn't want to be strolling about at chucking out time! But that applies wherever you go.......

[golach]

I rest my case me Lud'
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/scotland/8356667/Alex-Salmond-fails-to-meet-police-numbers-target.html

[John Little]

I rest my case me Lud'
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/scotland/8356667/Alex-Salmond-fails-to-meet-police-numbers-target.html

I blame the English.

[ducati]

Its perfectly safe to drive like a looney with no MOT, Tax or Insurance. You never see a copper.

Oh and don't indicate of course.

[Rheghead]

Its perfectly safe to drive like a looney with no MOT, Tax or Insurance. You never see a copper.

Oh and don't indicate of course.

I routinely drive around Caithness so drunk out of my skull I can hardly see the road sometimes and the police never seem to bother.

[philupmaboug]

I routinely drive around Caithness so drunk out of my skull I can hardly see the road sometimes and the police never seem to bother.

Whats your reg and car type???? don't want to report you just want to avoid you....at all costs.

[Walter Ego]

Singularly all the time in the dodgier areas.....apart from when they're in threes.....

....or twos....

.....or posibly more than three if they're in a big van or going on a suprise visit to one of the areas where there's never any trouble.

Might use pushbikes occasionally, too. But they only ride them one at a time.

Unless they're forming a pyramid on the handlebars.

Yet to see one (or more) on roller skates, though.....or one of them daft Segway things....


I hope this answers your questions and can we close the thread, now, please. Before someone disagrees with me again.:Razz

[John Little]

Nah Walter - I ain't closing this one. It's an out and out cusser and I'll leave it to the mods if if gets too hot...

[Catharnach74]

If the Northern Constabulary policed the Highlands like Strathclyde police the Highland economy would come to a stand still, that's why Northern Constabulary have fortnightly purge once a year instead of having a purge once a week like police in the citys.

[Kells]

Singularly all the time in the dodgier areas.....apart from when they're in threes.....

....or twos....

.....or posibly more than three if they're in a big van or going on a suprise visit to one of the areas where there's never any trouble.

Might use pushbikes occasionally, too. But they only ride them one at a time.

Unless they're forming a pyramid on the handlebars.

Yet to see one (or more) on roller skates, though.....or one of them daft Segway things....


I hope this answers your questions and can we close the thread, now, please. Before someone disagrees with me again.:Razz

Now who would disagree with you :eek: I say they need tandems and take the flashy light cars away until they stop at least three speeding cars.:lol:

[Walter Ego]

Now who would disagree with you :eek: I say they need tandems and take the flashy light cars away until they stop at least three speeding cars.:lol:

Egad, I think you're onto something there:Razz

But what about the really dodgy areas where they'd need three Plod? Could they use one of them three person tandems?

Are they still tandems if there's three?

Trandem? Tridem? Libdem? Trident?

Oooh, I'm getting confused. Time for my medication, nursey.

[Kells]

Egad, I think you're onto something there:Razz

But what about the really dodgy areas where they'd need three Plod? Could they use one of them three person tandems?

Are they still tandems if there's three?

Trandem? Tridem? Libdem? Trident?

Oooh, I'm getting confused. Time for my medication, nursey.

A sidecar is all they need and they can take turns to sit in it. and on the other side one for the machine guns etc for the the really naughty people.:lol:

[Walter Ego]

New look Traffic Division in Dingwall?


http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgdu3yaYYA1qescy5o1_500.jpg

[John Little]

Wick chapter of Hells Angels?

[Kells]

New look Traffic Division in Dingwall?


http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgdu3yaYYA1qescy5o1_500.jpg

I want one of those.......:D

[John Little]

I want one of those.......:D

You want a Wehrmacht, possibly Nazi stormtrooper? :eek:

[Kells]

You want a Wehrmacht, possibly Nazi stormtrooper? :eek:

that is one idea :roll: but naaaa ...... I want to be one and get a bike with a sidecar and then create havoc in Cathness... the granny nazi :lol:

[whiteneck]

I blame the English.


the sooner haidrians wall is rebuilt the better in my opinion,

[pmcd]

To build a wall designed to separate is to show a lack of confidence.

[Aaldtimer]

New look Traffic Division in Dingwall?


http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgdu3yaYYA1qescy5o1_500.jpg

Kitted up for a raid on Portgower?:lol:

[Walter Ego]

I reckoned that no Police chase would be complete without some 'Dick Barton' style music.

So to accompany the new style sidecar-kitted Traffic mob.....






.....I give you.......





http://nursemyra.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/nude-guy-playing-piano-driving-bike.jpg

[Kells]

[QUOTE=Walter Ego;852208]I reckoned that no Police chase would be complete without some 'Dick Barton' style music.

So to accompany the new style sidecar-kitted Traffic mob.....


Brillient.......... I can't stop laughing at this one.