How do you get a Bear out a tree?

[willowbankbear]

Q. How do you get a Bear out of a tree?








A.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDP6rdPwaxY[lol]

[willowbankbear]

A Guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus on a stool and announces that this is a very talented octopus, which can play any musical instrument in the world.
Everyone laughs at the man, calling him an idiot. So he says that he'll wager £50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can’t play.
A guy walks up with a guitar and puts it beside the octopus. Immediately the octopus picks up the guitar and starts playing better than Eric Clapton. The guitar man pays up his £50.
Another guy comes up with a trumpet. This time the octopus plays like Miles Davis.
This guy pays his £50.
Then a Scotsman hands over a set of bagpipes. The octopus fumbles with it for a minute and then sits down with a confused look.
"Ha," the Scot says. "Can ye no play it?" The Octopus looks at him and says: "Play it? I’m going to make love to it as soon as I figure out how to get these pyjamas off..."

[changilass]

How do you get a bear out of a tree???

I think a crate of Stella would do the trick:lol:

[willowbankbear]

How do you get a bear out of a tree???

I think a crate of Stella would do the trick:lol:

Not today it wouldnt, gob is sore & not allowed alchohol for 24 hours. But if ye can find a tree....[lol]