Problem with my house

[Walter Ego]

I am having problems getting into my house.

Every time I try to walk through the doorway I hear a loud wooden 'thud' and come to a painful halt. It's almost as if someone has placed a large oblong piece of wood with a letterbox half way up in my way.

What should I do?

[John Little]

Go to Spec-savers?...

[shazzap]

Open your eyes. :roll: :lol:

[ducati]

Try going around the back. If the same thing occurs, then the problem is almost definately with your house. Your only option would be to move to a warmer climate.

[John Little]

You might try this;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wcD8RW6Leo&feature=related

[Bazeye]

Or move into a tent. You still might not be able to get in but it wouldnt hurt as much.

[Kodiak]

What you need is a Magic Wand like the one pictured below. Use it when you approach your house and you will gain entry.

http://i55.tinypic.com/14jx10y.jpg

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[donnick]

what u need is one off those implements that when u pull the cable it starts to go burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and rotates round at great speed slicing threw emmmmmm wood

[Carole]

I am having problems getting into my house.

Every time I try to walk through the doorway I hear a loud wooden 'thud' and come to a painful halt. It's almost as if someone has placed a large oblong piece of wood with a letterbox half way up in my way.

What should I do?

Apologise to the Mrs? .... assuming there is one?

[Angel]

Check the hinges on the door as you open it slowly... More likely to be the bottom one...

Angel...

[ducati]

You might try this;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wcD8RW6Leo&feature=related

Bit of a faff if you are carrying shopping :lol:

[Metalattakk]

I am having problems getting into my house.

Every time I try to walk through the doorway I hear a loud wooden 'thud' and come to a painful halt. It's almost as if someone has placed a large oblong piece of wood with a letterbox half way up in my way.

What should I do?

You mean your house didn't come pre-installed with one of these?

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z55/Metalattakk/121807doorman.jpg

I'd get one forthwith, if I were you. All the best houses have them these days.

[Sage]

you havent been through Portgower recently have you?? :eek:

[Walter Ego]

You mean your house didn't come pre-installed with one of these?

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z55/Metalattakk/121807doorman.jpg

I'd get one forthwith, if I were you. All the best houses have them these days.

:confused

Why would I want an unemployed pilot hanging around my abode?

[tonkatojo]

:confused

Why would I want an unemployed pilot hanging around my abode?

To open the door ya dip. :roll:

[rich]

But are you sure this really is your house?