Got any catchy Rymes ?

[scaraben]

There was a young fella called Paul who dreamt he jumped off the Town Hall, half way to the ground he woke up and found it wasn't a dream after all !

Marmaduke Reginald Rover, tried to swindle the customs at Dover, but now he's behind bars, for four hundred cigars were hidden beneath his pullover !

There was a young fellow called Tim who drove his car with a great deal of vim, said he "I'm renowned for covering the ground" but alas the ground now covers him !

[Elenna]

I can't think of any at the moment, Scaraben..(at least not ones that it would be wise to post ;)), but yours were fun. Thanks for giving me a smile!

[katarina]

there was a young guy from Wick, who was incredably thick,
for the drugs that he bought, were supplied by a cop,
and now he's banged up in the nick! boom boom.

There was a young guy from Thurso, thick, he was even more so,
for the drink that he drank,was drained from a tank,
and now he has a bright yellow torso.

[willa]

A wonderful bird is the pelican
His beak can hold more than his belly can
He can take in his beak
Food enough for a week
But I'm damned if I see how the helican

I remember my dad teaching me this when I was little

[riggerboy]

ma heid is sore
ma heart is sick
i wish to god
i wiz back in wick

[Billy Boy]

Whether the weather be fine,

Or whether the weather be not,

Whether the weather be cold,

Or whether the weather be hot,

We'll weather the weather,

Whatever the weather,

Whether we like it or not.

[riggerboy]

she offered her honor
he honored her offer
and all night long
it was honor and offer

[Billy Boy]

she offered her honor
he honored her offer
and all night long
it was honor and offer

lol[lol] .....