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nicnak
11-Apr-11, 16:20
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.

Some doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a choclets.

Yu haf no idr how bludy guod I feel rite now. lol

John Little
11-Apr-11, 16:23
Aye but you'll regret it in the morn...

Alice in Blunderland
11-Apr-11, 16:29
Yip then you will be finishing the packet of Alka Seltzer lol

Alice in Blunderland
11-Apr-11, 16:30
As for inner calm.............Diazepam :Razz :Razz ;)

pmcd
11-Apr-11, 16:45
I just repeat the mantra of the golden lotus blossom

"Om pudding hokum bum", and all the silly people leave my rubber room.......

George Brims
11-Apr-11, 18:51
My method for inner calm is just to let go of all hope. Once I accept the inevitable I find myself much less jittery.

John Little
11-Apr-11, 18:53
George - a double Talisker will have the same effect whilst producing in you an unbounded optimism.

It's good for Scotland too.

morven coghill
12-Apr-11, 10:17
Not so sure about this helping you achieve Inner calm but it would definately achieve you Inner oblivion, lol

nicnak
12-Apr-11, 10:36
Sometimes i think that may be more preferable lol!