Difficult to prove don't ya think ??

[Corrie 3]

I would like this law to be introduced in Britain but what worries me is that if you only do "silent" ones, how does one prove your guilt?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-12363852


C3......:eek::roll:;)

[hells_belle]

Brilliant!!!! :)

[ducati]

Start practising the SBD and the outraged look at ....someone else :eek:

[joxville]

Quote:

Mr Chaponda, a trained lawyer, insists that this includes farting.
"Would you be happy to see people farting anyhow?" he asked on the popular "Straight Talk" programme on Malawi's Capital Radio.


I don't want to see people fart, I want to hear them so I can make a swift exit from the vicinity. :eek:


Typical bill from a politician, they're all full of wind. :roll:

[Corrie 3]

Oh I know....they would bring in the sniffer dogs woudnt they?....silly me!!!!

I wonder if it will be a fixed penalty or on a sliding scale, the louder it is the bigger the fine?

If Highland Council advertise for a Wind Warden I might just apply!!!


C3......:roll:;):lol:

[Beat Bug]

My dog Max would win any farting competition that came his way! Several 'silent but violent' ones this afternoon!

[Bazeye]

Farts only smell for the benefit of the deaf.

[The Drunken Duck]

Bit difficult to present the evidence in court though if charged. Can you just imagine the prosecution ??, "Well Sir was it a silent one, a squeaker or a full blown max energy release ??", plus all you have to do is stand behind someone in a shop, float the air biscuit and then point the finger at them. People always look guilty when accused.

Its a bodily function. How on earth can that be illegal ??, plus it would make my inflicting the "dutch oven" on the girlfriend when she annoys me a crime. And it isnt, its an artform.