Dreadnought
23-Aug-06, 18:57
England now has a Minister for Fitness (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/5277350.stm). http://www.apug.org/forums/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif
Word is this is to be followed by a free issue to all households of a new wall mounted TV, with no off switch. This will show the benevolent visage of Tony Brother, sorry, I meant Big Blair. Each morning The Red Flag will be played and all will stand in front of their screens to take morning exercise with the newly appointed Minister for Fitness...
Excuse me brother, do you have a spare razor blade? I seem to have used all mine and they are in such short supply due to the war against Eastasia...
How much will a two bed bungalow set me back in Caithness, I may emigrate...
Word is this is to be followed by a free issue to all households of a new wall mounted TV, with no off switch. This will show the benevolent visage of Tony Brother, sorry, I meant Big Blair. Each morning The Red Flag will be played and all will stand in front of their screens to take morning exercise with the newly appointed Minister for Fitness...
Excuse me brother, do you have a spare razor blade? I seem to have used all mine and they are in such short supply due to the war against Eastasia...
How much will a two bed bungalow set me back in Caithness, I may emigrate...