If you go down to the beach today ....

[changilass]

Please be aware if you are taking your kids or dowgs to Castletown beach today, there is a dead cow on the beach.

This has been reported to SEPA, who are passing details onto the council for hopeful uplift.

[Kevin Milkins]

And if your going down to Reiss beach today beware of brass monkeys with high pitch voices,,, Jeeeeeeeeeesus, that wind is cold on your face.

[Tubthumper]

If you go down to the beach today
You're in for a big surprise
That's where each bovine creature goes
After its sad demise
Poor Ermintrude's no more it is true
Be careful on the beach won't you
Today's the day that Castletown needs its beach cleaned

If you go down to the beach today
Remember to stay upwind
Until somebody brings tractor down
And poor old cow gets binned
When finally will we get some relief
From rotting stinky sirloin of beef
Today's the day that Castletown needs its beach cleaned

[changilass]

lol Tubs love it.

[Bazeye]

And some folk moan about dog turds on the beach. Mind you, I dont suppose heres much chance of accidentally stepping on a dead cow.

[doyle]

The cow is still there, along with 6 dead seals and remains of a whale!

[George Brims]

As long as nobody repeats this mistake...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_t44siFyb4

[changilass]

The cow is still there, along with 6 dead seals and remains of a whale!

What the hell is the point of reporting it then?

Wonder why we bothered grrrrr