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dunderheed
19-Aug-06, 10:57
The Technology Race



After digging to a depth of 100 metres last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.

So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200 meters and headlines in the US papers read:
"US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fiber, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians."

One week later, an Irish newspaper reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 500 meters, Irish scientists have found absolutely nothing.
They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using wireless technology."

Kingetter
19-Aug-06, 11:05
Good. I like your scriptwriter!

pultneytooner
19-Aug-06, 11:07
Funny stuff.......http://www.tri-tavern.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/bigemo_harabe_net-163.gif