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I am not sure why I happened to be chosen as the correspondent here, but errogie has asked me to pass this message on to Ricco and friends. Tristan I think that you are part of this aren't you? Maybe that's it, errogie thinks that you might listen to a Canadian woman. :lol:
(For the record, technical limitations are the issue and he had my e-mail address.)
C
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each
other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,
he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM ." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and
see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by
the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied , "in-laws
muddywilli
18-Aug-06, 19:00
Silent treatment.... oh if only!
Billy Boy
18-Aug-06, 19:07
Silent treatment.... oh if only!
lol do they have such a mode as silent:eek:
lol do they have such a mode as silent:eek:
Right, Mr Billy Boy, no mode of silence, we just keep posting.
C
WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.
Billy Boy
18-Aug-06, 19:37
Right, Mr Billy Boy, no mode of silence, we just keep posting.
C
WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.
lol your hurting my eye's now:eek:
lol your hurting my eye's now:eek:
Okay, your eyes have now had a 30 minute rest. Start reading again.
W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
CREATION
A man said t o his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
Ahh! Fine riposte, touche. Mind you, I am surprised at the origin being Eroggie. How's the dog house? Well, I am out at the moment - on leash. Been scrubbing garden wall prior to painting - not gone wrong there and I do have the right colour. Went wrong with the chimnea - "buy some wood" - OK, bought wood... wrong sort, smoked like hell (can I say 'hell'?) and we got kippered!
Was asked to help choose a rug for sun room (poor man's conservatory) and made the mistake of making choices. Nah, nah! Don't choose - just keep making positive noises when there is something you agree with and try to stand your ground when there is somethiing hideous. 'Chose' 6 rugs - all turned down as unsuitable; we ended up with something that was no different to the others. Hmmm - lost again.
Wonderful, my reading audience has grown. So, Ricco, while you are over there bowing down to the new moderators I'll post this last batch of errogie quotes.
C
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS"
God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
Billy Boy
18-Aug-06, 20:44
A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on and on and on and on Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered, "Mommy, if we give her the money now, will she let us go?"[lol]
Wonderful, my reading audience has grown. So, Ricco, while you are over there bowing down to the new moderators I'll post this last batch of errogie quotes.
C
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS"
God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
Very good... 55 to go. ;)
Very good... 55 to go. ;)
Yup, it's getting there. 55 is just about what I lost in the flame thrower escapades.
O.K. Ricco, I plead guilty. I passed it on to her and being technologically challenged and lazy said stick it on the Org and of course we are now wittnessing another basic feminine instinct which is always to have the last word and hey you look kind of neat in the kennel so why not stay there for a little longer!
O.K. Ricco, I plead guilty. I passed it on to her and being technologically challenged and lazy said stick it on the Org and of course we are now wittnessing another basic feminine instinct which is always to have the last word and hey you look kind of neat in the kennel so why not stay there for a little longer!
Ah, they do at that. Just so the others can see, picture below:
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h288/Ricco_T/doggonefishing.gif
Lolabelle
19-Aug-06, 09:46
Silent treatment.... oh if only!
Ha, never have a silent war aroung this house, and no slinking off to sleep and get away with not realising that I am right either.:Razz
And now with the final word, thank you to all who sent me rep posts. It was errogie's stuff, but I don't mind the green credit.
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