Things Ricco & Paris need for new life in caithness

[paris]

Ricco and Paris are eloping to caithness .. What would you get them to start a new life together???

[willowbankbear]

A gun for shooting that big Wild black cat some folk are on about, Wellies for going to the various shows, A big thick coat for the winter, An open return ticket in case things dont work out, a laptop, and a library ticket.

[Kingetter]

Ricco and Paris are eloping to caithness .. What would you get them to start a new life together???
Life Insurance - I wanna be the beneficiary!

[Ricco]

I hope this thread is going to be kept clean, everyone! lol

[Kingetter]

I hope this thread is going to be kept clean, everyone! lol
Gotta add soap and water?

[connieb19]

Plenty food, drink and music for the housewarming..:)

[Billy Boy]

and no neighbours lol[lol]

[changilass]

A shed, so the can go to the bottom of the garden and hide in it when Mr Paris and Mrs Ricco find out where they have gone :lol:

[Kingetter]

Said shed will likely be the loo!

[paris]

A shed, so the can go to the bottom of the garden and hide in it when Mr Paris and Mrs Ricco find out where they have gone :lol:
I like it !!!!

[Billy Boy]

how do you know mr paris & mrs ricco wont elope:lol:

[connieb19]

A shed, so the can go to the bottom of the garden and hide in it when Mr Paris and Mrs Ricco find out where they have gone Maybe they'll be glad of the peace.lol ;) :lol:

[Kingetter]

how do you know mr paris & mrs ricco wont elope:lol:
Who'd care?

[pultneytooner]

Ricco and Paris are eloping to caithness .. What would you get them to start a new life together???
How about a good lawyer for their respective partners.;)

[Royster1911]

A single ticket back to their departure point by whichever mode of transport is available at time of arrival in caithness. If pushed, I could supply 2 bikes!!!:lol:

[Ricco]

I've seen just the house - Hawthorn Manor, Mey. Cheap as well!:)

[Kingetter]

Nah! You're leading us astray - its Ackergill!

[Ricco]

Nah! You're leading us astray - its Ackergill!

No - serious - 7 bedrooms. Nice pad!!

[Kingetter]

No - serious - 7 bedrooms. Nice pad!!
7? planning a family are we? Hmm?

[Ricco]

7? planning a family are we? Hmm?

Nay, lad. Somewhere to invite all the orgers for orgernisations. Somewhere to sleep over for those who wander into excess. ;)

[Errogie]

A hip flask and some home baking for when you introduce yourself to the neighbours.

[Kingetter]

A Pre-Nup Agreement?

[paris]

And what should this pre-nup agreement contain ?? advise me lol

[Kingetter]

And what should this pre-nup agreement contain ?? advise me lol
Can't do that - not on here - orgerincarceration awaits - too serious even for the Doghouse!
but, a clue - it's show don't tell!

[MadPianoPlayer]

nothing because they desevre a break from fans and stuff maybe after they settled in all right then maybe i would give them something.

[Kingetter]

Huh? They need us don't they?