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dunderheed
16-Aug-06, 20:37
A Living Will



( aka..... a woman's logic ...)

While watching a football game a couple of weeks back, my wife and I were discussing life and death.

I told her
"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.
If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She promptly got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.

Some days, I hate being married to a smartass.

Kingetter
16-Aug-06, 20:38
Happened to you as well eh?

Billy Boy
16-Aug-06, 20:40
A Living Will



( aka..... a woman's logic ...)

While watching a football game a couple of weeks back, my wife and I were discussing life and death.

I told her
"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.
If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She promptly got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.

Some days, I hate being married to a smartass.

atleast you men are being taught your place, after all you all need to be looked after first by your mother when you are young and now by your wife's when you are older:lol: :lol:

Kingetter
16-Aug-06, 20:54
and an au pair for in between or if neither mother or wife exists?

Billy Boy
16-Aug-06, 20:59
and an au pair for in between or if neither mother or wife exists?

and you've been trained well lol :eek:

Kingetter
16-Aug-06, 21:03
and you've been trained well lol :eek:

Self-taught - no choice.

mccaugm
17-Aug-06, 09:32
Was thinking about this thread, men also come into this world as they leave it.

Bald, helpless, toothless and gibbering nonsense!:lol:

Tee hee hee

footie chick
17-Aug-06, 09:49
Was thinking about this thread, men also come into this world as they leave it.

Bald, helpless, toothless and gibbering nonsense!:lol:

Tee hee hee

Nice one [lol] a few people spring to mind

Billy Boy
17-Aug-06, 09:55
Was thinking about this thread, men also come into this world as they leave it.

Bald, helpless, toothless and gibbering nonsense!:lol:

Tee hee hee

the thing is lol, the same can be said of woman as well:Razz

Kingetter
17-Aug-06, 10:00
the thing is lol, the same can be said of woman as well:Razz
Doesn't leave much else does it?

Billy Boy
17-Aug-06, 10:06
Darling" says a husband coyly to his wife: "let's swap positions tonight". "What a good idea" she replies, "you stand in front of the ironing board, and I'll sit in front of the TV and fart".

mccaugm
17-Aug-06, 10:20
:lol:
Darling" says a husband coyly to his wife: "let's swap positions tonight". "What a good idea" she replies, "you stand in front of the ironing board, and I'll sit in front of the TV and fart".

So true.....oh and of course demanding cups of tea or beer....:lol:

Billy Boy
17-Aug-06, 10:25
So true.....oh and of course demanding cups of tea or beer....:lol:


lol,your hubby is a lucky man[lol]

mccaugm
17-Aug-06, 10:29
Of course my husband is a lucky man he married me....:lol:

Billy Boy
17-Aug-06, 10:30
Of course my husband is a lucky man he married me....:lol:

but does he think the same lol:eek: