View Full Version : what is mother nature's way of winding you up??????
Billy Boy
14-Aug-06, 20:08
mine is when birdie's do their business all over my nice clean car.
like the other day i washed the car went inside to get my chamois came back out and there was 4 big birdie poo's all over the car. i cleaned them off dried the car, went to get the polish came out and there it was poo all over the car again. i was not a happy bunny, so i gave up and never bothered polishing the car
so what make's everyone else mad????? [evil]
George Brims
14-Aug-06, 20:18
The flowers from last year scattered seeds on the path and step, which washed downhill in the winter and now I have marigolds popping up through my nice gravel patch next to the street.
Kingetter
14-Aug-06, 20:21
http://newsforums.bbc.co.uk/nol/thread.jspa?threadID=3061&&&&&edition=1&ttl=20060814202205
but also -
People who drive whilst using a mobile phone
Bad punctuality
People who don't clean up their dog stuff
Cold callers
The people who stand in the high street asking if you have a few minutes (10 minutes) to spare to fill out a survey...........they stalk me!
Children swearing
Bullies
Toddler tantrums
SNOBS
Rude sales assistants
People who walk down the street drinking lager - lager as in tenants super.
Vandalism
Gaffitti
People who sing, slurp, grunt or hum whilst eating.
Supermarkets with only one or two checkouts open
Liars
Football hooligans
People who pace up and down
The toilet not flushed
The telephone
Maze of phone prompts
Answering machines or voicemail
One callers - people who ring you then say "call me back, I have 10p left on my credit"
People who fly tip
Parents that let their children run riot
Teenagers who stop me in the street asking me if I have a spare fag.
Those females who are neither a Miss or a Mrs!
connieb19
14-Aug-06, 20:22
Sand in between your toes :eek:
Kingetter
14-Aug-06, 20:26
Sand in between your toes :eek:
and where are your toes at the time?
connieb19
14-Aug-06, 20:29
and where are your toes at the time?I've just been let out of jail for good behavior. Best not tell you about the toes..lol :lol:
Kingetter
14-Aug-06, 20:37
PM me then lol!
a refreshing breeze turning into a nor wester, tearing the kite from your hands...or blowing sand onto your sannie.
also skunk stink when yer trying to sleep. why do they always spray at night?
Tiger Jones
14-Aug-06, 21:24
mine is when birdie's do their business all over my nice clean car.
like the other day i washed the car went inside to get my chamois came back out and there was 4 big birdie poo's all over the car. i cleaned them off dried the car, went to get the polish came out and there it was poo all over the car again. i was not a happy bunny, so i gave up and never bothered polishing the carYou really need to stop parking your car in the aviary :lol:
mine is when birdie's do their business all over my nice clean car.
like the other day i washed the car went inside to get my chamois came back out and there was 4 big birdie poo's all over the car. i cleaned them off dried the car, went to get the polish came out and there it was poo all over the car again. i was not a happy bunny, so i gave up and never bothered polishing the car
so what make's everyone else mad????? [evil]
are you sure it's bird poo lol and no your other half, like in the advert year's ago when the guy had just cleaned the car and his wife was at the upstairs window flicking yoghurt off of a spoon on to the car :lol:
rockchick
14-Aug-06, 21:51
Great weather all during the week, only to get rain/sleet/snow/gale on weekend.
George Brims
14-Aug-06, 21:53
also skunk stink when yer trying to sleep. why do they always spray at night?
Because they're nocturnal!
Putting in much labour to create a nice new bit of lawn, all plush and green - then Mr squirrel comes along and digs half of it up planting his blasted hazel nuts![disgust]
cuddlepop
14-Aug-06, 22:02
Having the washing on the line and just as you go to bring it in all nice and dry some blasted bird poos all over something...aghh[evil]
connieb19
14-Aug-06, 22:07
Putting in much labour to create a nice new bit of lawn, all plush and green - then Mr squirrel comes along and digs half of it up planting his blasted hazel nuts![disgust]Why are there no squirrels in Caithness? :confused
Kingetter
14-Aug-06, 22:09
Why are there no squirrels in Caithness? :confused
Wrong kind of nuts?
connieb19
14-Aug-06, 22:13
Wrong kind of nuts?What kind of nuts are in Caithness then? And, why are there none of the nuts squirrels like? :confused: In fact, really stupid I know, but I don't know where nuts come from..lol
Kingetter
14-Aug-06, 22:31
Orgernuts!
Why are there no squirrels in Caithness? :confused
'cos there is no lw against shooting the citters up there? :D
Tugmistress
14-Aug-06, 22:36
Why are there no squirrels in Caithness? :confused
I would assume it is because we don't have the right habitat for them, not enough trees, or the right sort of trees.
Am only guessing here :roll:
connieb19
14-Aug-06, 22:37
'cos there is no lw against shooting the citters up there? :DI've never even heard of squirrels ever being in Caithness though.:confused
mine is when birdie's do their business all over my nice clean car.
like the other day i washed the car went inside to get my chamois came back out and there was 4 big birdie poo's all over the car. i cleaned them off dried the car, went to get the polish came out and there it was poo all over the car again. i was not a happy bunny, so i gave up and never bothered polishing the car
so what make's everyone else mad????? [evil]
I never get annoyed by mother nature as I think we are the trespassers on her, never the other way round.
Naefearjustbeer
15-Aug-06, 01:23
I would assume it is because we don't have the right habitat for them, not enough trees, or the right sort of trees.
Am only guessing here :roll:
I would guess at not enough trees for them. You know they say if tarzan had lived in caithness he would of needed awfully long arms to swing from tree to tree.
Naefearjustbeer
15-Aug-06, 01:31
What winds me up is the unpredicable weather we get. There is nothing worse than pouring rain just as you think it would be nice to take the kids camping. Or stuck at work with the sun blazing down and not able to get out to enjoy it.
When it rains, when you have just hung out all the washing:roll:
When a bird decides to target your best sheets on the washing line:roll:
Lolabelle
15-Aug-06, 03:04
http://newsforums.bbc.co.uk/nol/thread.jspa?threadID=3061&&&&&edition=1&ttl=20060814202205
but also -
People who drive whilst using a mobile phone
Bad punctuality
People who don't clean up their dog stuff
Cold callers
The people who stand in the high street asking if you have a few minutes (10 minutes) to spare to fill out a survey...........they stalk me!
Children swearing
Bullies
Toddler tantrums
SNOBS
Rude sales assistants
People who walk down the street drinking lager - lager as in tenants super.
Vandalism
Gaffitti
People who sing, slurp, grunt or hum whilst eating.
Supermarkets with only one or two checkouts open
Liars
Football hooligans
People who pace up and down
The toilet not flushed
The telephone
Maze of phone prompts
Answering machines or voicemail
One callers - people who ring you then say "call me back, I have 10p left on my credit"
People who fly tip
Parents that let their children run riot
Teenagers who stop me in the street asking me if I have a spare fag.
Those females who are neither a Miss or a Mrs!
Go on Kingetter, tell us what you really think.
Lolabelle
15-Aug-06, 03:07
There is a bird around here that sounds exactly like a message beeping on my phone, it always goes off when I am in the shower or down the back.
Murchiemannie
15-Aug-06, 03:56
The toilet seat left up!......Ooohhh! why can't you put it down guys when you're finished.
Lolabelle
15-Aug-06, 03:59
The toilet seat left up!......Ooohhh! why can't you put it down guys when you're finished.
This is not a problem at our house. The loo seat is timber and slams down. It needs to be held up and it is a case of beware the new visitors.:lol:
Kingetter
15-Aug-06, 08:40
Go on Kingetter, tell us what you really think.
Well, if you insist!
when we have brilliant weather for weeks at a time, and the very night I decide to have a BBQ - guess what? it RAINS! Never fails.
If they want rain in africa, all they have to do is invite me and my barbi over!
Bingobabe
15-Aug-06, 09:45
Rude,ignorant people who barge past you in the street and dont even say there sorry grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!! [evil]
http://newsforums.bbc.co.uk/nol/thread.jspa?threadID=3061&&&&&edition=1&ttl=20060814202205
but also -
People who drive whilst using a mobile phone
Bad punctuality
People who don't clean up their dog stuff
Cold callers
The people who stand in the high street asking if you have a few minutes (10 minutes) to spare to fill out a survey...........they stalk me!
Children swearing
Bullies
Toddler tantrums
SNOBS
Rude sales assistants
People who walk down the street drinking lager - lager as in tenants super.
Vandalism
Gaffitti
People who sing, slurp, grunt or hum whilst eating.
Supermarkets with only one or two checkouts open
Liars
Football hooligans
People who pace up and down
The toilet not flushed
The telephone
Maze of phone prompts
Answering machines or voicemail
One callers - people who ring you then say "call me back, I have 10p left on my credit"
People who fly tip
Parents that let their children run riot
Teenagers who stop me in the street asking me if I have a spare fag.
Those females who are neither a Miss or a Mrs!
None of them are "Mother Nature" they are all human related
Kingetter
15-Aug-06, 09:57
Yup! Quite true. What's your contribution then?
Yup! Quite true. What's your contribution then?
Ok then, Dogs poo, on my shoes, but I could say thats because of humans not picking it up.
Rain especially when it come on suddenly in the middle of one of my stories, on the open topped bus when I am guiding, and all the visitors run downstairs and leave me in the rain
Kingetter
15-Aug-06, 10:34
Ok then, Dogs poo, on my shoes, but I could say thats because of humans not picking it up.
Or even humans who just let their dogs 'do it' anywhere?
People who are all friendly one day then the next day they don't even acknowledge you exist!! [disgust]
misty woman
15-Aug-06, 11:23
People who are all friendly one day then the next day they don't even acknowledge you exist!! [disgust]I know what you mean krieve,this really annoys me aswell,another thing that really annoys me is when someone jumps in front of you in a shop when you have waited ages to get served.
Billy Boy
15-Aug-06, 18:07
I never get annoyed by mother nature as I think we are the trespassers on her, never the other way round.
very good point lol,never thought about it that way :)
what winds me up about mother nature the most is when we are at sea and a bit of roughers (like a force 9 ha ha) comes after you've just had a massive dinner and you know that you cant go to bed as you have to go on watch.
ha ha
whats winding me up lately is people in our house who wee on the the toilet seat instead of lifting it up.but thats another story.
raining when i have a hill of washing.
Billy Boy
15-Aug-06, 19:57
whats winding me up lately is people in our house who wee on the the toilet seat instead of lifting it up.but thats another story.
raining when i have a hill of washing.
lol you will have to get cedric to aim better[lol]
Cedric Farthsbottom III
15-Aug-06, 21:01
lol you will have to get cedric to aim better[lol]
:lol: I'm gonnae go to wick college and learn the basics.
:lol: I'm gonnae go to wick college and learn the basics.
what would the basic's be lol? stand straight, legs apart, keep a steady hand take aim & fire :lol:
Cedric Farthsbottom III
15-Aug-06, 21:08
what would the basic's be lol? stand straight, legs apart, keep a steady hand take aim & fire :lol:
sam,it was the basics of toilet training I was going to do.Not homemade porn:lol:
[quote=Cedric]sam,it was the basics of toilet training I was going to do.Not homemade porn:lol:[/quot
we lol it might of been fun :roll:
A midge in the eye when you're walking or cycling along just enjoying the day.
It's only a matter of time before the first squirrel reaches Caithness and malarial mosquitoes arrive in the home counties what with global warming and more trees everywhere. Roe and sika deer and pine martins have already found their way o'er the Ord so keep your eyes peeled for squirrels scampering across the causeway mire. They're the only beastie I know that hesitates in the middle of the road then tries to do a U turn back to safety.
Kingetter
16-Aug-06, 18:54
A midge in the eye when you're walking or cycling along just enjoying the day.
It's only a matter of time before the first squirrel reaches Caithness and malarial mosquitoes arrive in the home counties what with global warming and more trees everywhere. Roe and sika deer and pine martins have already found their way o'er the Ord so keep your eyes peeled for squirrels scampering across the causeway mire. They're the only beastie I know that hesitates in the middle of the road then tries to do a U turn back to safety.
Just like Politicians?
So true Kingetter and most of them manage to avoid ending up as roadkill.
Kingetter
18-Aug-06, 17:38
So true Kingetter and most of them manage to avoid ending up as roadkill.
Actually, even more bizarre, for a number of those 'who's political career seems to be over' get miraculous recoveries and come back again.
muddywilli
18-Aug-06, 18:42
The toilet seat left up!......Ooohhh! why can't you put it down guys when you're finished.
What is it with you woman... can't you manage to lower the toilet seat or something. Maybe us blokes get fed up with having to keep lifting the seat up. If it wasn't meant to be left up, it wouldn't be fitted with hinges.
That wasn't a male comment, you woman are lovely and i ed if we could manage without you.
" ouch i still got a slap for the first comment and i thought i was digging myself out nicely (from grief that is with 'er indoors not the toilet before i get any quick whitted replies)"
BLACK DOG
18-Aug-06, 19:24
The toilet seat left up!......Ooohhh! why can't you put it down guys when you're finished.
Why can't you girlies put it UP after you're finished ?!!
Billy Boy
18-Aug-06, 19:27
Why can't you girlies put it UP after you're finished ?!!
very good point lol,it would save us men lot of effort[lol]
muddywilli
18-Aug-06, 21:10
very good point lol,it would save us men lot of effort[lol]
The toilet seat was made to lift,
for man the hinges were a gift.
For as you woman clearly know,
when left up it causes woe.
The problem is us standing blokes,
makes you the woman, the jealous folks.
For we can do our little deed,
in half the time you moaners need.
We stand and aim and job is done,
no removing clothes to expose our bum.
Now if your lucky, we'll down the seat,
to make you feel we've left it neat.
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