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Anfield
26-Nov-10, 12:29
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-11845703

theone
26-Nov-10, 12:52
I think "Turkeys 1 - Bernard Mathews - 100 000 000" would be closer to the mark.

Corrie 3
26-Nov-10, 12:53
I am having him for Xmas dinner, stuffed with sage and onion and roast tatties...Mmmmmm!!!!

C3....:roll:

Kevin Milkins
26-Nov-10, 15:42
He will be cremated next Wednesday in Norfolk crematorium at 2-15/ 2-35/ and 2-55 pm as they will take him out twice for basting.

mrlennie
26-Nov-10, 15:49
"His death, on the fourth Thursday of November, coincided with US Thanksgiving, often referred to as "Turkey Day"."

...Will this mystery ever be solved?

flash
26-Nov-10, 16:31
Roast in peace

scorrie
27-Nov-10, 01:59
Well, he was 80 years old, no Spring Chicken ;)

scorrie
27-Nov-10, 02:08
News of Bernard Matthews' death sends US Turkeys into utterly bizarre scenes of celebration:-

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i237/scorrie57/turkey.jpg

"I'm so happy I could gobble a Bush" said one hungry Thanksgiving survivor.

Blarney
27-Nov-10, 02:27
I am having him for Xmas dinner, stuffed with sage and onion and roast tatties...Mmmmmm!!!!

C3....:roll:
...and you were blaming the Portgower vampires for his demise when you were the culprit all along:eek: Don't forget the sprouts!!

Corrie 3
27-Nov-10, 10:10
...and you were blaming the Portgower vampires for his demise when you were the culprit all along:eek: Don't forget the sprouts!!
I found him lying in the ditch in Portgower drained of all blood so I thought it was a roadkill, took him home and bunged him in the freezer for Xmas...

C3.....:roll:;)

Bazeye
27-Nov-10, 19:33
He will be cremated next Wednesday in Norfolk crematorium at 2-15/ 2-35/ and 2-55 pm as they will take him out twice for basting.

I might not be able to make it on time so could you ask if they could put him on a low light until I get there.

Phill
27-Nov-10, 21:01
Apparently "Bootiful" wasn't his first choice of catch phrase, he wanted "Norfolk n' good" but the PR guys didn't like it.


Can't see why?!