View Full Version : Turkeys 1-0 Bernard Matthews
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-11845703
I think "Turkeys 1 - Bernard Mathews - 100 000 000" would be closer to the mark.
I am having him for Xmas dinner, stuffed with sage and onion and roast tatties...Mmmmmm!!!!
C3....:roll:
Kevin Milkins
26-Nov-10, 15:42
He will be cremated next Wednesday in Norfolk crematorium at 2-15/ 2-35/ and 2-55 pm as they will take him out twice for basting.
"His death, on the fourth Thursday of November, coincided with US Thanksgiving, often referred to as "Turkey Day"."
...Will this mystery ever be solved?
Well, he was 80 years old, no Spring Chicken ;)
News of Bernard Matthews' death sends US Turkeys into utterly bizarre scenes of celebration:-
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i237/scorrie57/turkey.jpg
"I'm so happy I could gobble a Bush" said one hungry Thanksgiving survivor.
I am having him for Xmas dinner, stuffed with sage and onion and roast tatties...Mmmmmm!!!!
C3....:roll:
...and you were blaming the Portgower vampires for his demise when you were the culprit all along:eek: Don't forget the sprouts!!
...and you were blaming the Portgower vampires for his demise when you were the culprit all along:eek: Don't forget the sprouts!!
I found him lying in the ditch in Portgower drained of all blood so I thought it was a roadkill, took him home and bunged him in the freezer for Xmas...
C3.....:roll:;)
He will be cremated next Wednesday in Norfolk crematorium at 2-15/ 2-35/ and 2-55 pm as they will take him out twice for basting.
I might not be able to make it on time so could you ask if they could put him on a low light until I get there.
Apparently "Bootiful" wasn't his first choice of catch phrase, he wanted "Norfolk n' good" but the PR guys didn't like it.
Can't see why?!
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