tonkatojo
04-Nov-10, 00:01
A man and his wife were driving home late one night and they hit a badger, the woman made the bloke stop and see if it was allright, he carried it back to the car as it was just a juvenile, it was in shock and getting cold so he tells the wife to put it on her lap to warm it up, the woman said "but its all wet and smelly" the bloke says "just hold the badgers nose and it will be ok". ;)