Joke

[carasmam]

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an
urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the employee's home
phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper, "Hello. Is your daddy home?" he asked.
> > >"Yes," whispered the small voice.
> > >"May I talk with him?"
> > >The child whispered, "No."
> > >Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your
> > >mommy there?"
> > >"Yes."
> > >"May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "No."
> > >Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
> > >asked, "Is anybody else there?"
> > >"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."
> > > Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss
> > >asked,"May I speak with the policeman?"
> > > "No, he's busy", whispered the child.
> > >"Busy doing what?"
> > >"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman", came the whispered answer.
> > >Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a
> > >helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked, "What is
>that
> > >noise?"
> > >"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.
> > >"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed.
> > >In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just
> > >landed
> > >the hello-copper."
> > >Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little frustrated the boss
> > >asked, "What are they searching for?"
> > >Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle:


> > >"ME."