tonkatojo
15-Oct-10, 09:08
Some old ones I think.;)
Jonathan Ross has been accused
of shoplifting a kitchen utensil from Tesco.
Ross says it was a whisk he was prepared to take..
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Police stop a Pakistani in his transit on the motorway.
Policeman says "Do you know the limit is 70?"
The driver leans into the back and says:
"Hear that? 3 of you have got to get out!"
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4 immigrants were suffocated in the back of
a Tesco lorry last night. (Fill this bit) .
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63 Pakistanis died in Bradford this morning.
It was not a terrorist attack: a bunk bed collapsed.
(The police are blaming AL-IKEA...)
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Jonathan Ross has been accused
of shoplifting a kitchen utensil from Tesco.
Ross says it was a whisk he was prepared to take..
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Police stop a Pakistani in his transit on the motorway.
Policeman says "Do you know the limit is 70?"
The driver leans into the back and says:
"Hear that? 3 of you have got to get out!"
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4 immigrants were suffocated in the back of
a Tesco lorry last night. (Fill this bit) .
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63 Pakistanis died in Bradford this morning.
It was not a terrorist attack: a bunk bed collapsed.
(The police are blaming AL-IKEA...)
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