Look out Caithness

[golach]

Look out Caithness, G Dubbya is sending over two WMD to your area in the very near future, namely Helen & Sassy [lol]
If you meet two American tourists looking lost in the next two weeks, take pity on them, and take them to the nearest establishment that serves Alcohol & Food and supply them with nourishment, ( Oatcakes & Crowdie or Tatties & Herring ) would suffice.
Just kidding Girls, have a great time and enjoy your trip.
WMD = Wimen who are Mental & Daft :Razz [lol]
Golach

[you]

Hey, keeping the sun around as long as possible. Welcome :eek: back - but mind the Flora. :eek: :Razz :cool:

[htwood]

ehhhhh golachhhhhh. I dont mind the crown of Mental and Daft, but I'll thank you not to mention my name in same sentence with our current prez. :evil

you, thanks, will keep sassy away from the flora. We're looking forward to some good laughs.
-H