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scorrie
26-Sep-10, 15:39
I wish to complain about the soldier I purchased recently. Something tells me his heart is not really in it!! Can anyone advise?

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i237/scorrie57/IMG_3457.jpg
annemarie482
26-Sep-10, 15:45
that looks more like one of my old cowboys and indians figures.....
not very solider like?!:confused
John Little
26-Sep-10, 15:58
It's a special carbine for shooting downhill Orgers!
Corrie 3
26-Sep-10, 16:31
"Brewers Droop"????????

C3.............:eek::eek::roll:
ShelleyCowie
26-Sep-10, 16:35
"Brewers Droop"????????

C3.............:eek::eek::roll:

Pmsl!

I want a hat like his tho!
changilass
26-Sep-10, 17:12
Please read the instructions that came with the toy soldier, it clearly states that one blue pill should be used to fire horizontally and 2 to fire up hills.
highland red
26-Sep-10, 19:46
I wish to complain about the soldier I purchased recently. Something tells me his heart is not really in it!! Can anyone advise?

Great!!
A nice antidote to some of the more sad/useless posts on here.
Makes me feel good on a Sunday evening.:lol:
P.S. I'm just adding this as I've been prompted that my post is too short.:confused

All the best.

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i237/scorrie57/IMG_3457.jpg

Well done a nice light hearted post.
golach
26-Sep-10, 20:05
Can ye no see the poor chiel has got the Blues, a common occurrence, when ye hev the "Droop" [lol]
Alice in Blunderland
26-Sep-10, 20:26
Heres a wee blue pill to help with his wee blue droop :lol:

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTpMK0TgyCqY3Ng88ylUbDQUV_ZJz-XeUz1Sla203MbYnLqnwo&t=1&usg=__oB2J4P5FdX_3MjZTb5OaUm2PkRA=
scorrie
27-Sep-10, 20:45
Gee whiz, this problem is getting worse, Viagra alone won't help poor Private Short here!!:-

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i237/scorrie57/35005553_379c1cffd4.jpg
brandy
27-Sep-10, 20:59
hubby was just wondering why i was giggling away !
love it! thanks for the post!
donnick
27-Sep-10, 21:02
Well if they are fighting each other they will both live to tell the tale :lol:
kriklah
27-Sep-10, 22:00
but they wont have children to tell their tale to!!!!
Alice in Blunderland
28-Sep-10, 09:20
My Girls Brigade training kicking in here, how about

two of these.............................

http://1.imimg.com/data/0/T/ETO-1384919/kitchen_safety_matches_125x125.jpg

one either side of the droop

taped on with a bit of this............................


http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTNMM_tpSVVSttgLT4sRD1HMI-TqsLR4BsaT8FUiGAm_ijl-L8&t=1&usg=__9L_3jhRlyVu2QfeigqBX4eZyGPk=

This splint should help sort private shorts wee problem out !


But whatever you do don't light the end of the matches could be a whole new story then :eek:
tonkatojo
28-Sep-10, 09:54
My Girls Brigade training kicking in here, how about

two of these.............................

http://1.imimg.com/data/0/T/ETO-1384919/kitchen_safety_matches_125x125.jpg

one either side of the droop

taped on with a bit of this............................


http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTNMM_tpSVVSttgLT4sRD1HMI-TqsLR4BsaT8FUiGAm_ijl-L8&t=1&usg=__9L_3jhRlyVu2QfeigqBX4eZyGPk=

This splint should help sort private shorts wee problem out !


But whatever you do don't light the end of the matches could be a whole new story then :eek:

Are you working towards an infraction Alice LOL.
Alice in Blunderland
28-Sep-10, 10:02
Are you working towards an infraction Alice LOL.

No working towards helping Scorrie out with Private shorts drooping problem. If he cant hit the enemy then he's a dead man walking :D


A splint should help sort out this problem. :Razz
tonkatojo
28-Sep-10, 10:23
No working towards helping Scorrie out with Private shorts drooping problem. If he cant hit the enemy then he's a dead man walking :D


A splint should help sort out this problem. :Razz

Where does the "viagra" come into play LOL.
scorrie
28-Sep-10, 11:44
No working towards helping Scorrie out with Private shorts drooping problem. If he cant hit the enemy then he's a dead man walking :D


A splint should help sort out this problem. :Razz

"OK Alice, just a few adjustments here, two tablets and...by golly it seems to be working....Cheers!!"

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i237/scorrie57/20037.jpg
John Little
28-Sep-10, 11:49
On the other hand you may be onto something here.....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C0FQPk5mv0
2little2late
28-Sep-10, 19:47
Well if they are fighting each other they will both live to tell the tale :lol:

Or shoot themselves in the foot.