Billy Boy
19-Jul-06, 20:31
False Alarm
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a
series of tests, which had left his bodily systems
extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips
to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was
another and stayed put.
He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhoea and was
embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In
a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed,
gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the
hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets
landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and
swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown
things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a
tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there
staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard
who watched the whole incident walked up and asked,
"What the heck is going on?"
The drunk, still staring down, replied: "I think I
just beat the crap out of a ghost."
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a
series of tests, which had left his bodily systems
extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips
to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was
another and stayed put.
He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhoea and was
embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In
a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed,
gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the
hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets
landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and
swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown
things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a
tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there
staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard
who watched the whole incident walked up and asked,
"What the heck is going on?"
The drunk, still staring down, replied: "I think I
just beat the crap out of a ghost."