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tonkatojo
29-Aug-10, 13:26
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
both very tired and fell asleep quickly.... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,

" Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold. "

" I have a better idea, " she replied. " Just for tonight, let's just pretend that we're married. "

" Wow! That's a great idea! " he exclaimed!

" Good, " she replied... " Get your own blanket. "

After a stunned moment of silence, he farted.