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tonkatojo
29-Aug-10, 09:33
"Hi Mum, How are you?"

"Hi Julie, where are you? I thought you were with your father at Bunnings."(Large hardware store)

"Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they've let me make one phone call."

"What happened?"

"Oh, I punched this Aboriginal woman in the head."

"What on earth,why did you do that?????"

"Well it wasn't my fault. Dad told me to go find a Black & Decker." :confused