Q & A Jog

[neepnipper]

Back in JOG working for the season, top ten list of grockle questions so far this year:

In reverse order:

10:Q: (Pointing to Stroma) Is that the Isle of Lewis?
A: No that's Stroma!

9: Q: What is an Orkney?
A: A group of islands.

8: Q: Do you sell Welsh tartan?
A: Do what?!

7: Q: Can you always see the Shetlands so clearly?
A: Only if you have super human eyesight!

6: Q: Can you use english stamps here?
A: Yes!!

5: Q: Where is the anvil?
A: Err.... Gretna Green!

4: Q: Where is the town centre (of JOG)?
A: Your in it!

3: Q: Oooh, you're not Scottish, where are you from?
A: Originally, Devon.

2: Q: Do you actually live here?
A: Yes I ACTUALLY do.

1: Q: What has happened to the hotel?
A: This is the only sensible question I get asked and I wouldn't mind a decent answer myself, totally lets JOG down.

[Kingetter]

I agree about the hotel - I stayed there two or 3 times some years ago doing a package with the ferry - 2 nights dinner, b & b, and day trip round Orkney. I liked it then - but now, it is a sin! Is there any word 'locally' about it?

[connieb19]

Have you never been asked "What does a haggis look like befor you kill it?" :roll:

[golach]

Back in JOG working for the season, top ten list of grockle questions so far this year:

In reverse order:

10:Q: (Pointing to Stroma) Is that the Isle of Lewis?
A: No that's Stroma!

9: Q: What is an Orkney?
A: A group of islands.

8: Q: Do you sell Welsh tartan?
A: Do what?!

7: Q: Can you always see the Shetlands so clearly?
A: Only if you have super human eyesight!

6: Q: Can you use english stamps here?
A: Yes!!

5: Q: Where is the anvil?
A: Err.... Gretna Green!

4: Q: Where is the town centre (of JOG)?
A: Your in it!

3: Q: Oooh, you're not Scottish, where are you from?
A: Originally, Devon.

2: Q: Do you actually live here?
A: Yes I ACTUALLY do.

1: Q: What has happened to the hotel?
A: This is the only sensible question I get asked and I wouldn't mind a decent answer myself, totally lets JOG down.
Kaz I hope you gritted your teeth and smiled when you answered, I loved the English stamp one...was the person who asked English?

[mooncat]

grockle..!!! haha I though they only went to Paighton in the summer with their enemic bodies and knotted hankies on their head..??

[neepnipper]

Yes, the person who asked about the stamps was english and should have known better!

[Ricco]

2: Q: Do you actually live here?
A: Yes I ACTUALLY do.

I think you should have answered - "No, I commute every day!" lol