parking dilemmas

[tonkatojo]

"On a bitterly cold winters morning a husband and wife were listening to
> >> the radio during breakfast.
> >> They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of
> >> snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the
> >> street, so the snowploughs can get through."
> >> So the good wife went out and moved her car.
> >>
> >> A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer
> >> said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.
> >> You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the
> >> snowploughs can get through."
> >> The good wife went out and moved her car again.
> >>
> >> The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer
> >> says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...."
> >> Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very upset, and with
> >> a worried look on her face she said, " I don't know what to do. Which
> >> side of the street do I need to park on so the snowploughs can get
> >> through?"
> >>
> >> Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are
> >> married exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave the
> >> car in the garage this time." :roll: