plasticjock
09-Aug-10, 00:41
Two fellas were walking home after a late-night party and because they were together they decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery.
As they got halfway through the cemetery, they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping sound coming from the shadows.
Trembling with fear, they crept forward and spotted an old man with a hammer and chisel chipping away at one of the headstones.
"Jesus wept, mate!," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death. We thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"
"B*st*rds!" the old man grumbled, "They spelt my name wrong."
As they got halfway through the cemetery, they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping sound coming from the shadows.
Trembling with fear, they crept forward and spotted an old man with a hammer and chisel chipping away at one of the headstones.
"Jesus wept, mate!," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death. We thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"
"B*st*rds!" the old man grumbled, "They spelt my name wrong."