zebedy
04-Jul-06, 15:56
Americans
Approaching a women in a new york singles bar he said " Hi, Chick, what about a date?" " Forget it " She said " I never go out with perfect strangers."
" we're both in luck then, " He said " I'm Far from perfect ! "
Arabs
Egyptian girls who forget to take the pill are called mummies
Dutch
A young dutch women was thinking of buying a house. The estate agent was showing her the property and after they inspected the ground floor he said: " Come Upstairs and i will show you the bedroom and den "
She looked at him sideways " and den what? " she said...
English
Why do british bulldogs have flat faces???
From chasing parked Cars
French
A french polotcian was pleading for legislation giving more equality to women. " after all " he told the house " There was very little differnce between men and women "
The chamber rose as a body and shouted " Vive La Differnce !!! "
Germans
The German was so naive he thought Einstein was a single glass of beer
Gypsies
When a midget fortune teller escaped from Jail the newspaper headline read: " SMALL MEDUIM AT LARGE "
Irish ( i'm quatre irish aswell )
Do you know a bloke with one leg called Moloney?
No whats the name of his other leg?
Approaching a women in a new york singles bar he said " Hi, Chick, what about a date?" " Forget it " She said " I never go out with perfect strangers."
" we're both in luck then, " He said " I'm Far from perfect ! "
Arabs
Egyptian girls who forget to take the pill are called mummies
Dutch
A young dutch women was thinking of buying a house. The estate agent was showing her the property and after they inspected the ground floor he said: " Come Upstairs and i will show you the bedroom and den "
She looked at him sideways " and den what? " she said...
English
Why do british bulldogs have flat faces???
From chasing parked Cars
French
A french polotcian was pleading for legislation giving more equality to women. " after all " he told the house " There was very little differnce between men and women "
The chamber rose as a body and shouted " Vive La Differnce !!! "
Germans
The German was so naive he thought Einstein was a single glass of beer
Gypsies
When a midget fortune teller escaped from Jail the newspaper headline read: " SMALL MEDUIM AT LARGE "
Irish ( i'm quatre irish aswell )
Do you know a bloke with one leg called Moloney?
No whats the name of his other leg?