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dunderheed
03-Jul-06, 23:20
A teacher, a petty thief and a lawyer...



A teacher, a petty thief and a lawyer all died and went to the Pearly Gates.

Because of crowding, St. Peter told them they had to pass a test before ascending any further.

Addressing The teacher, he asked, "What was the name of the famous ship that hit an iceburg and sank?"

"The Titanic," she answered and St. Peter motioned her into heaven.

The thief was next. "How many people died on that ship?" St. Peter asked.

"Gee, that's tough," the man replied. "But luckily I just saw the movie. The answer is 1500." St. Peter let him through.


Then St. Peter turned to the lawyer and said.

name them!!

changilass
03-Jul-06, 23:21
Definately a case of natural selection:lol:

Cedric Farthsbottom III
04-Jul-06, 16:40
The lawyer said they were all named deceased.Ahhh said St Peter,"Ye lot have got an answer for everything!!!!!":lol: :lol: