tonkatojo
25-Jul-10, 23:10
>> For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
>> His father said, Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this
>> house is £280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way
>> we can afford it.
>>
>>
>>
>> The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door
>> with a suitcase. So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?
>>
>>
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>> Little Joseph told him; I was walking past your room last night and
>> heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you
>> to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying
>> here by myself with a £280,000 mortgage and no blinkin' bike !
>>
>> His father said, Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this
>> house is £280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way
>> we can afford it.
>>
>>
>>
>> The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door
>> with a suitcase. So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?
>>
>>
>>
>> Little Joseph told him; I was walking past your room last night and
>> heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you
>> to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying
>> here by myself with a £280,000 mortgage and no blinkin' bike !
>>