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scorrie
28-Jun-06, 12:17
Large numbers of Caithness residents have been diagnosed with a new medical condition over the past few days.

The condition has been named as Acute Supermarket Deficiency Atrophy aka ASDA

Symptoms include an over-eagerness to sign online petitions, multiple entries on opinion polls and a weakening in the muscles of the right arm, resulting in an inability to pat the hip pocket of ones trousers.

Councelling has been offered to suffers, however medical experts report that the use of any words similar to "Councillors" has resulted in a serious worsening of the condition ;o)
Ricco
28-Jun-06, 12:47
Excellent, Scorrie. Well htought out!:lol:
crystal
28-Jun-06, 12:52
teehee scorrie that is so true:lol:
crashbandicoot1979
28-Jun-06, 12:56
Good one scorrie [lol]
Ann
28-Jun-06, 12:57
Large numbers of Caithness residents have been diagnosed with a new medical condition over the past few days.

The condition has been named as Acute Supermarket Deficiency Atrophy aka ASDA

Symptoms include an over-eagerness to sign online petitions, multiple entries on opinion polls and a weakening in the muscles of the right arm, resulting in an inability to pat the hip pocket of ones trousers.

Councelling has been offered to suffers, however medical experts report that the use of any words similar to "Councillors" has resulted in a serious worsening of the condition ;o)

That's why I am leaving for a week and going to live in a wooden hut on the west coast of Skye! Ann
Rheghead
28-Jun-06, 12:59
We were suffering from COOP,

Councillors Opposed Over Planning
BazzaG
28-Jun-06, 13:11
We were suffering from COOP,

Councillors Opposed Over Planning


hahahaha nice one rheghead
crystal
28-Jun-06, 13:15
We were suffering from COOP,

Councillors Opposed Over Planning yer thats a good one teehee:lol: :lol:
Elenna
28-Jun-06, 13:18
I came in and sat down with my lunch and just about choked on my sandwich! [lol] That is really funny, scorrie. Great job! (I'm still laughing).

Fun comment about the COOP, too, Rheghead. [lol]
futurelegends
29-Jun-06, 22:57
Were we just suffering from Superstore Planning Application Rejection - SPAR?
2little2late
29-Jun-06, 23:07
Graeme Smith suffers with NISA

Not In Support Anyway.
futurelegends
29-Jun-06, 23:27
Thurso Electorate Superstore Councillor's Objection - TESCO?
Gleber2
29-Jun-06, 23:32
Crap---Councilors Reject Asda Plan.