Where would Jesus put his cross on a UK election ballot paper?

[Rheghead]

I've been wondering this for some time? Conservative? Nah, he hated the rich getting richer? Lib Dem? Nah but he loved wearing sandals, Labour? Hmm Possibly Green Party? perhaps but I think he had some strict views on gay rights.

[scorrie]

Matthew 11:28

"Come unto me all ye that Labour...."

[Shabbychic]

I don't think he was really into voting for others. I think he was more likely to be running his own party.;)

How about the "Let's get rid of these Romans Party" or if in the UK right now, "Let's get rid of these Tory and Lib. Dems. Party". :D

[John Little]

None of the above.

He would render unto Caesar that which was his.

[PantsMAN]

I reckon it would be up to them to vote for him -


Isaiah Ch 9

For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder:

[badger]

I've been wondering this for some time? Conservative? Nah, he hated the rich getting richer? Lib Dem? Nah but he loved wearing sandals, Labour? Hmm Possibly Green Party? perhaps but I think he had some strict views on gay rights.

Don't think you will ever find a comment by Him on gay rights. Plenty of others claiming to speak for Him sadly.

Agree with John.

[Saveman]

None of the above.

John 17:16

"They are not of the world, even as I am not of the world."

[scorrie]

Amazing scenes in Wick as Jesus bumps into one of the prospective candidates near Homebase:-

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[Bazeye]

How about the "Let's get rid of these Romans Party" :D

That'd be a BNP vote then.

[Rheghead]

None of the above.

John 17:16

"They are not of the world, even as I am not of the world."

Ah right, that must be the SNP that He was referring to as they are on cloud cuckooland. No wonder Pontius Pilate had a grievance with him.

[Saveman]

Ah right, that must be the SNP that He was referring to as they are on cloud cuckooland. No wonder Pontius Pilate had a grievance with him.

He was refering to his disciples.

[Rheghead]

He was refering to his disciples.

Were they deities as well?

[John Little]

This thread is a potential minefield given that the three topics to avoid are religion, politics and sex - it already has all three of them.

[Rheghead]

Psalm 23:2

He makes me lie down in green pastures, he leads me beside quiet waters,

[Cinderella's Shoe]

Where would Jesus put his cross?


On the hill?

[redeyedtreefrog]

UKIP or BNP.

[Green_not_greed]

I think there's a couple of parties missing here:

The Palestine Liberation Organisation for one.

And the Popular People's Front.

And the People's Popular Front.

And of course the People's Front of Judea.....

[Whitewater]

He would have been with the SNP, he was a freedom fighter afterall and wanted the Romans out of Israel. That is why the SNP is Gods own party.

[Saveman]

Were they deities as well?

No. Another translation puts it in a way that you might better understand, "they are no part of world, just as I am no part of the world."

Some people wanted to make him king, but he was having none of it. Jesus said, "My Kingdom is no part of this world."

So in answer to your original question, I think the evidence points to......none of the above. :)

[riggerboy]

on his back where he always puts his crosses

[oldmarine]

Looks like Rheghead started something with this thread. As I read some of the comments it would appear that some of you have read the Bible. At least your comments reflect some ot the things I have read in the Bible.