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[horseman]

had a giggle in morrisons
'this am- me an her-an that means a big spend----but it was early so thats oap time.-3 cwt of fruit for her, an a gallon o brandy for me.-standing in the q-chap in front-wife in front-baby slung piggy back,an the fella has the entire babys foot in his mouth-6 months ish=that was a passion of mine-couldent resist it-told him--baby giggling his head off-he was drop dead gorgous. big smile from dad-we swapped smiles an i made a few inane remarks,-so it is our turn-we know the girl on the till, an as there was no one behind we had a natter with her an i said did you see that lovely baby boy on her back-course she did-she said they dident have a word of english between them----so baby talk is universal---few mins before that -spotted a big girl-an her entire left arm was tattoed -being the local lunitic,(benifit of the brandy)so i says -love your tats-i beg your pardon- i thought-whoops-could have expressed this better-an she was a big girl-i thought a right hander from her an i am on my baCK- your tattos says i an she was well peased .

[Cattach]

had a giggle in morrisons
'this am- me an her-an that means a big spend----but it was early so thats oap time.-3 cwt of fruit for her, an a gallon o brandy for me.-standing in the q-chap in front-wife in front-baby slung piggy back,an the fella has the entire babys foot in his mouth-6 months ish=that was a passion of mine-couldent resist it-told him--baby giggling his head off-he was drop dead gorgous. big smile from dad-we swapped smiles an i made a few inane remarks,-so it is our turn-we know the girl on the till, an as there was no one behind we had a natter with her an i said did you see that lovely baby boy on her back-course she did-she said they dident have a word of english between them----so baby talk is universal---few mins before that -spotted a big girl-an her entire left arm was tattoed -being the local lunitic,(benifit of the brandy)so i says -love your tats-i beg your pardon- i thought-whoops-could have expressed this better-an she was a big girl-i thought a right hander from her an i am on my baCK- your tattos says i an she was well peased .

What is all this about? You do get some tat on the org sometimes.

[_Ju_]

LOL! How much of the brandy is left, horseman????;):lol:

[Henrik7]

I could not understand anything about that. Something about a baby and a tattoo????

[Kodiak]

I got half way through the first line then gave up. Total waste of time posting that as no one will read it.

[Bazeye]

had a giggle in morrisons
'this am- me an her-an that means a big spend----but it was early so thats oap time.-3 cwt of fruit for her, an a gallon o brandy for me.-standing in the q-chap in front-wife in front-baby slung piggy back,an the fella has the entire babys foot in his mouth-6 months ish=that was a passion of mine-couldent resist it-told him--baby giggling his head off-he was drop dead gorgous. big smile from dad-we swapped smiles an i made a few inane remarks,-so it is our turn-we know the girl on the till, an as there was no one behind we had a natter with her an i said did you see that lovely baby boy on her back-course she did-she said they dident have a word of english between them----so baby talk is universal---few mins before that -spotted a big girl-an her entire left arm was tattoed -being the local lunitic,(benifit of the brandy)so i says -love your tats-i beg your pardon- i thought-whoops-could have expressed this better-an she was a big girl-i thought a right hander from her an i am on my baCK- your tattos says i an she was well peased .

What was the question again?

[Invisible]

had a giggle in morrisons
'this am- me an her-an that means a big spend----but it was early so thats oap time.-3 cwt of fruit for her, an a gallon o brandy for me.-standing in the q-chap in front-wife in front-baby slung piggy back,an the fella has the entire babys foot in his mouth-6 months ish=that was a passion of mine-couldent resist it-told him--baby giggling his head off-he was drop dead gorgous. big smile from dad-we swapped smiles an i made a few inane remarks,-so it is our turn-we know the girl on the till, an as there was no one behind we had a natter with her an i said did you see that lovely baby boy on her back-course she did-she said they dident have a word of english between them----so baby talk is universal---few mins before that -spotted a big girl-an her entire left arm was tattoed -being the local lunitic,(benifit of the brandy)so i says -love your tats-i beg your pardon- i thought-whoops-could have expressed this better-an she was a big girl-i thought a right hander from her an i am on my baCK- your tattos says i an she was well peased .

you sure showed her

[Margaret M.]

you sure showed her

See what happens when you drink? :D

[Invisible]

See what happens when you drink? :D

I dont follow