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cesare
10-Jun-10, 14:29
So i decided to make this post
would like to see some self made quotes by people not someone elses./

here is some of mines

"you cant search for somthing beleving in nothing
dont listen to assumptions or live your life presumptuous"

"not knowing the facts not knowin how to react
when things moves so fast you feel like your last"

"put your foot to the floor go that extra mile..
it doesnt get you far..barely makes you smile"
rich
10-Jun-10, 14:59
"don't bite the finger that writes on the wall"
riggerboy
10-Jun-10, 15:01
when that fogs gone it`ll no be mist
Saveman
10-Jun-10, 15:30
Catch a falling star and your likely to get very badly burned....
Invisible
10-Jun-10, 15:41
"Dont spread poo if you have a dirty knife"

"It's all practice till your 23"

"There's no point crying over spilt milk, unless your a cow"

"There's no anagram in anagram, unless you switch the a's"
donnick
10-Jun-10, 15:54
If i kick u in the shins and the Queen in the shins u both feel it the same
Gleber2
10-Jun-10, 15:59
Early to rise, early to bed makes a man healthy wealthy and dead.
sandyr1
10-Jun-10, 16:01
He who hesitateth is lost

You are limited by your own imagination.
rich
10-Jun-10, 16:02
"Never trust a Scotsman with your beagle"
ducati
10-Jun-10, 16:05
Our family moto: (Expletive of choice) 'em if they can't take a joke!
DocStone
10-Jun-10, 16:17
Trying to keep everyone happy is like trying to shuffle raw bacon - it just can't be done.

He who laughs last is usually a bit thick and didn't get the joke.
Leanne
10-Jun-10, 16:20
Mouth in gear, brain in neutral...
northener
10-Jun-10, 16:27
"It's waar pishty whin yon makler drovvits the murrn"
scorrie
10-Jun-10, 16:28
"You can take a horse to water but you can't make him win the 2.35 at Newmarket"

"You can take a Scotsman to water but you'd better have a bottle of Glenmorangie with you"

"You can take a Wick High Pupil to water but you'd better make sure it's two lanes wider"
scorrie
10-Jun-10, 16:29
"It's waar pishty whin yon makler drovvits the murrn"

Is there a translation option for this language on Babel Fish? ;)
rich
10-Jun-10, 16:31
"Ye cannae eat geography" (Given as a reason for leaving Caithness for Canada)
rich
10-Jun-10, 16:33
I really liked no 13!!!!
scorrie
10-Jun-10, 16:46
I really liked no 13!!!!

I got the impression you were obsessed with no 1 ;)
rich
10-Jun-10, 16:55
Well.....what can I say about marvellous moi????
Stick to the thread!
scorrie
10-Jun-10, 20:59
Well.....what can I say about marvellous moi????
Stick to the thread!

"I got the impression you were obsessed with no 1" ;)

The thread is about quotes. The above was my quote. Look, I've even put quotation marks in now to clarify ;)
equusdriving
11-Jun-10, 00:38
A bird in the hand.............................................. ..........................
S***S on your wrist

Do unto others............................................ ...................................
Before they do unto you

A smith and wesson beats a 5 card trick

Speak softly............................................ ..........................................
but carry a big stick

And if your gonna be a Bear.............................................. ......
Be a Grizzly
Bazeye
11-Jun-10, 00:40
Veni, Vedi, Velcro. I came, I saw, I stuck to it.


And why is it called the tourist season if you cant shoot them?
Saveman
11-Jun-10, 10:46
Common sense is not as common as the name suggests.