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pultneytooner
15-Jun-06, 22:26
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b104/voltarol/toiletconversation6gx.jpg

George Brims
15-Jun-06, 22:42
Hilarious!

Angel Eyes
15-Jun-06, 22:46
At wis a cracker!!!

Chillie
16-Jun-06, 01:22
Very Funny, is this true life experience or a joke.

angela5
16-Jun-06, 14:34
http://www.toilette-humor.com/photo-albums/toilets/toilet23.jpg

landmarker
16-Jun-06, 15:16
that's the funniest toilet gag I've heard since the legendary poem...

'here I sit broken hearted.
Paid my penny and only trumped.'

..was observed scrawled on a wall in Warrington c.1963.

angela5
16-Jun-06, 15:33
A drunk man staggered into a Catholic church and sat down in a confession box, saying nothing.
The bewildered priest coughed to attract his attention, but still the man said nothing.
The priest then knocked on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak. Finally, the drunk replied, "No use knocking, mate, there's no paper in this one either." :lol:

JAWS
16-Jun-06, 15:34
The one that sticks in my mind was in Windermere Railway Station Gents Toilet.
It read, "Follow this line!" with an arrow and a line going along to wall in front of the stalls and then on to the side wall where there was a note saying, "You Are Now Urinating On Your Left Foot!"
I refuse to comment on it's accuracy! :(

krieve
16-Jun-06, 15:43
what women use duct tape for.http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f318/krieves/ducttape-revised.jpg

krieve
16-Jun-06, 15:45
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f318/krieves/computertech-toilet.gif

angela5
16-Jun-06, 15:49
http://www.toilette-humor.com/photo-albums/toilets/toilets17.jpg

connieb19
16-Jun-06, 16:08
I remember being in the pub one night, this woman had a bit too much to drink, anyway, she went to the toilet and came bak ranting and raving that someone had stolen her skirt. What she didnt realise was that was when she went to the toilet, she had pulled the skirt up, and it was around her waist and she as not amused when every-one in the bar was in stitches..:eek:

melted_wellie
16-Jun-06, 16:20
I remember being in the pub one night, this woman had a bit too much to drink, anyway, she went to the toilet and came bak ranting and raving that someone had stolen her skirt. What she didnt realise was that was when she went to the toilet, she had pulled the skirt up, and it was around her waist and she as not amused when every-one in the bar was in stitches..:eek:go on admit it,it was really you.

Billy Boy
16-Jun-06, 18:09
http://prague.tv/galleries/funny-pics6/bush-the-toilet.jpg

Billy Boy
16-Jun-06, 18:13
http://www.planetmike.com/funny-photos/stuff/thumbnails/s21b.jpg (http://www.planetmike.com/funny-photos/stuff/pages/page_21.shtml)

George Brims
16-Jun-06, 18:41
Once there was a wee boy who lived in the country with his mum and dad. They weren't well off, and their toilet was a wee shack at the bottom of the garden, at the edge of the river. The little fellow, like all little boys, would get in trouble now and then, and would sometimes lie to get out of trouble.

One day his father confronted him. "Who pushed the outside loo in the river?" "Wasn't me" said the lad. "Look", said his dad, "I didn't do it, your mother didn't do it, and there are no other kids for miles. It must have been you, own up." "No, wasn't me" insisted the boy.

The father decided to try a different tack. "Do you remember the story of George Washington? He chopped down a cherry tree, and when his father asked him about it, he confessed straight away, saying he could not tell a lie. His father was so impressed by his honesty that he forgave him." "Hmm. In that case, yes, it was me"

The dad proceeded to put the boy over his knee and give him a thrashing. "Wait, wait" said the lad, "what about George Washington's father. He forgave him."

"Aye, but George Washington's father wasn't sitting in the cherry tree at the time"

Elenna
16-Jun-06, 18:43
If women ruled the world...

http://jokeindex.com/images/WomenRuleWorld4.jpg


(I just figured out to put a photo in my message...and got it to work! Wow, am I chuffed!)

Billy Boy
16-Jun-06, 18:47
If women ruled the world...

http://jokeindex.com/images/WomenRuleWorld4.jpg

lol, your giving us men no option but to sprinkle on the seat :lol:

Elenna
16-Jun-06, 19:01
Ohhhh...that will set off the Sprinkle Alarm, and you'll get taken away by the Loo Police to practice your aim! ;)

pultneytooner
16-Jun-06, 19:22
Ohhhh...that will set off the Sprinkle Alarm, and you'll get taken away by the Loo Police to practice your aim! ;)

Reminds me of a sign you used to get saying,
'we aim to please, you aim to, please.'

Thanks george brims, that was hilarious.

Billy Boy
16-Jun-06, 19:25
[quote=Elenna]If women ruled the world...

http://jokeindex.com/images/WomenRuleWorld4.jpg


if men ruled the world we would leave you no toilet paper!
report that to the toilet police[lol]

connieb19
17-Jun-06, 17:10
A Fart


A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known,
To sound just like a song.
Some farts do not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger awhile.
A fart can create
A most-curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, but deadly.
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone
With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairies,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of us
Sooner or later.
So be not afraid
Of the invisible gas,
For always remember,
That farts, too, shall pass.

obiron
17-Jun-06, 17:57
good one connie. lol.

Elenna
17-Jun-06, 18:08
if men ruled the world we would leave you no toilet paper!
report that to the toilet police[lol]

Ohhh...how very, very wicked, Mr. B! :lol:

connieb19
17-Jun-06, 18:29
Beans


I
Beans, beans, are good for your heart,
The more you eat, the more you fart,
The more you fart, the better you feel,
So eat your beans at every meal.
II
Beans, beans, the musical fruit,
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot, the more you smell
So choke on them, and fart in hell

peedie man
17-Jun-06, 18:38
a rift is just a gust of wind coming from the heart but if it takes a downward part its usually called a fart

fred
17-Jun-06, 22:01
How many beans will you find in a can,
How many beans will there be.
The answer my friend is blowing in the wind,
The answer is blowing in the wind.

angela5
17-Jun-06, 23:34
What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole

connieb19
17-Jun-06, 23:41
http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/dco0043l.jpg

angela5
17-Jun-06, 23:44
An Avon lady was alone in an elevator when suddenly she had to fart. She promptly reached into her bag and sprayed the air with some an Avon Pine-Scented deodorizer. Two floors later, a gentleman got on the elevator. He began to sniff, and the Avon lady asked, "Do you smell something?"
"Well, yes I do," he replied.
"What does it smell like?" The bemused gentleman answered, "I'm not sure, but it kinda smells like someone pooped in a pine tree." :lol:

katarina
18-Jun-06, 13:22
very good!

Cedric Farthsbottom III
18-Jun-06, 21:04
Remember sitting in a friends loo doing and minding ma own business,when I noticed a wee sign on the wall.It said,

"If you cannot bolt the door
Have no fear
Make a big noise
They'll know your here"

So I did.:lol: :lol: