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1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
2. How does the guy who drives the snowplough get to work?
3. Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
4. Why don’t you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?
5. Why is abbreviated such a long word?
6. Why is a boxing ring square?
7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
8. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
9. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
10. You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of it?
11:
If the banks have all the money why do the chain the pens to the desk?
kitty kat
25-May-10, 15:45
very good questions, it sure has me scratching me head :confused
The sun is obviously female and multi-tasking.
Coffin lids are screwed down. btw
Had me giggling tho.
9. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Everybody is in a rush therefore slowing things down......:roll:
kitty kat
25-May-10, 19:47
4. Why don’t you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?
my fav ;)
How come when a wet paint sign is up no one trusts it and has to touch to check?
4. Why don’t you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?
my fav ;)
Speaking of the paranormal I drank some pro-biotic yoghurt whilst doing a ouija board yesterday. It scared me half to death.
That's the last time I dabble with the Yakkult.
Another one
If nothing sticks to teflon how does teflon stick to the pan?
How do you ask for 2 flags in Samaphore ?
Why do you go to the start button to switch of the computer ?
Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?
If too many cooks spoil the broth why do many hands make light work?
why do children watch you hoover, then empty their crisp packet on the carpet?
why do 3 drinks get spilled on the carpet within 24 hours of shampooing it?
How come when a wet paint sign is up no one trusts it and has to touch to check?
Im guilty of that [lol][lol]
Why does soap leave a ring on the bath/basin when we use it for cleaning?
Why would we rather spend half an hour searching the entire house for the remote control.... instead of taking two seconds to just walk to the television and switch it on manually???
I was going to give that lot a big miss! Glad I dident thou' Raised a laugh1
Invisible
26-May-10, 19:20
I have answered your questions as follows:eek:
1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Hair doesn't burn like skin.
2. How does the guy who drives the snowplough get to work?
By driving the snowplough
3. Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Because the glue is still moist, not dry
4. Why don’t you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?
Because if you were a Psychic would you admit to winning the lottery, they probably in Barbados
5. Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Just is
6. Why is a boxing ring square?
Cos if it was a circle you couldn't go in the corner
7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Stop worms getting in
8. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
myth
9. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Think about it Mr A and Mrs B all try leaving at the same time and so do the partners of Mrs C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V. There would be mayhem on roads. In case your wondering Mr W Mrs X Master Y and Miss Z are on the dole
10. You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of it?
It be too heavy to take off. And you wouldn't be able to get out of the plane. Stupid question really.
11:
If the banks have all the money why do the chain the pens to the desk?
Cos people thief pens and it aint fair.
why do we not digest sweet corn , goes in hole comes out hole :confused
George Brims
26-May-10, 20:23
why do we not digest sweet corn , goes in hole comes out hole :confused
Because we're not chewing it properly!
George Brims
26-May-10, 20:24
Why is there an apostrophe in the topic??????
Why is there an apostrophe in the topic??????
do u mean my quote:confused emm not sure must have hit it by mistake :lol:
NorthernValeting
26-May-10, 20:42
I think he means in the title of the thread..."question's" shouldn't have the '
why do we not digest sweet corn , goes in hole comes out hole :confused
Shouldn't that read goes in hole whole, comes out hole whole. :)
sassylass
27-May-10, 03:50
Speaking of the paranormal I drank some pro-biotic yoghurt whilst doing a ouija board yesterday. It scared me half to death.
That's the last time I dabble with the Yakkult.
[lol] at's my kinda joke
Metalattakk
27-May-10, 04:09
why do we not digest sweet corn , goes in hole comes out hole :confused
Because we're not chewing it properly!
Absolutely. Teeth are there for a reason.
daddycool
27-May-10, 23:01
I don't have any comment on this interesting thread. Have not been in here for a while and noticed that Jox's footer doesn't mention Katie Melua anymore, did he finally come to his senses? :lol:
I don't have any comment on this interesting thread. Have not been in here for a while and noticed that Jox's footer doesn't mention Katie Melua anymore, did he finally come to his senses? :lol:
Where Katie is concerned, that'll never happen; I just haven't got around to updating my profile. :)
daddycool
27-May-10, 23:28
Haha, can't say I'm a fan - heard that 9,000,000 bicycle song on the radio this morning and its been stuck in my head ever since! aaaaargh, someone take it out! Each to their own though:D
I already deleted this why has it been re-inforced? It has already gone off topic which is the reason for deletion and is also in the rules SO PLEASE DELETE!
I already deleted this why has it been re-inforced? It has already gone off topic which is the reason for deletion and is also in the rules SO PLEASE DELETE!
YOU are the OP, you can close it, only you [disgust]
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