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do ye iver hev a great day at work then come home an fall flat? feel really doon when ye hev ivry reason til feel okay.
guid health, cool faimly, excellent pals, luvly clean hoose (apart fie 'e shower), nice job, fab workmates....
i da ken, must be a hormonal thing. bought masel a bottle o' sloe gin on wie home an am ashamed til say, that iv already poured one for masel...i hevna even taken off ma shoes :eek:
even 'e thought o' 'e guid denner am gona cook masel isna bringin me roond.
feelin a round o' "oh, dear....fit can 'e maitter be, oh, dear....fit can 'e maitter be....." but i da ken all o' 'e words :~(
goin til 'e lyth arts centre tomoro nite til see 'at play, (very sophisticated, do ye no think?) an il be wearin ma high heels but, nut...even 'ats no bringin me roond.
gona go an clean ma shower now, a job i never got done yesterday...god, i da ken will 'at make me feel better or worse :eek:
Ah trix, don't you worry, we all have days like that . Sometimes it is easier to get over it, sometimes not so .
Now, cleaning would never do it for me :), wearing high heels again would, although that isn't going to happen either .
You will enjoy the play tomorrow, and it might surprise you to find that is exactly what you needed, to bring the smiles back . ;)
ShelleyCowie
03-May-10, 18:30
Know exactly what u mean Trix. Im having a very down day today :~(
Nothing seems to be going the way i need it to, im very hormonal right now obviously...so nearly everything is "setting me off"
Just hoovered and it calmed me down a bit. But how long will it last? :~(
Done all my house work and still weed off
porshiepoo
03-May-10, 18:40
Think it's the time of year.
I'm feeling really down at the moment, can't seem to get that Black dog back in its darn kennel, it's just snapping away at my heels all day long. :~(
If you work out some magic cure please let me know.
must be somethin in 'e air girls!
am now de-shoed, hev a clean shower an' waitin for ma grub til be ready.
2nd sloe gin lookin temptin....
think il go an clean oot a cuburd or somethin :roll:
Might go punch a pillow, would punch OH but he's at sea.
cuddlepop
03-May-10, 19:12
Snap, if you were nearer I'd come and share that Gin with you and share my 4 boxes of reduced choc's.:(
mmmhhhhhh......choooocliiiiiiit - i kent i forgot somethin :mad:
oh weel, it'l be oatcakes an' cheese if i feel munchy later :~(
Tighsonas4
03-May-10, 19:38
must be somethin in 'e air girls!
am now de-shoed, hev a clean shower an' waitin for ma grub til be ready.
2nd sloe gin lookin temptin....
think il go an clean oot a cuburd or somethin :roll:
ARE SURE YER NO FILL AS A WILK ALREADY [lol] TONY
cuddlepop
03-May-10, 19:43
mmmhhhhhh......choooocliiiiiiit - i kent i forgot somethin :mad:
oh weel, it'l be oatcakes an' cheese if i feel munchy later :~(
We've got DairyBox,Lindt,Fairtrade luxury box and AfterEights,Sommerfields closing for a refit so lots of bargains to be had.
Dont need half of what I bought but hey it was a bargain.:roll:
Boozeburglar
03-May-10, 19:52
How about taking a walk? There is still some light left in the sky.
:)
How about taking a walk? There is still some light left in the sky.
:)
well, i did take 'e long way home fie work....eh, its where 'e wine shop is :lol:
i da ken, sometimes it makes me feel worse....all 'at one wi' nature an stuff. can be kwite overwhelmin at times.
think il pour 'at second sloe gin.....ok....third.
an 'excuse me mr tighsonus...i am not drunk!!!' - yet :Razz
Boozeburglar
03-May-10, 20:07
Think about all the people who don't have all you have who would love to be sitting right there enjoying that drink.
It always cheers me up to think of the less fortunate, or at least have a wee chuckle.
:)
tried 'at boozy, thot aboot 'e stervin bairnies, 'e fact that i hev hot water runnin oot ma taps....na, still feel crap.
tho i feel better than when i first came thro 'e door. lovely warm feelin in ma belly ;) see, am comin roond a bit...
think il get all jamy'd up an think aboot which heels il wear tomorro :D
Boozeburglar
03-May-10, 20:16
That warm feeling might just be the summer coming. It is going to be a good year. :)
Tubthumper
03-May-10, 20:21
It sounds to me like there has been
Some girl conspiracy
Where all the orger's hormones have
Found syncronicity
Oor Shell feels like a burst balloon
While Porshipoo has got the stoon
And Trix is pished, she micht fa' doon
She's had a gin or three
It says a lot that orger girls
Unite o'er internet
Big Jean wants her high heels to wear
And stockings of fishnet
Shazzap just canna raise a smile
And Cuddlepop will reconcile
A crave for chocolate in a while
That's all that she will get
The men are glad they're not around
Or sorry they would be
All punched and kicked and bit and poked
Then girls would be sorree
That's the way the girls work through it
A film, a chocolate bar and chew it
Cry a lot, make up and do it
Finish all smilee
Our menfolk roll their eyes at such
Dramatic tears and strife
It's worse by far than Emmerdale
So who would have a wife?
But then the moment's passed again
For three weeks girl can act quite sane
Then back to having grumps and pain
You men have better life!
It sounds to me like there has been
Some girl conspiracy
Where all the orger's hormones have
Found syncronicity
Oor Shell feels like a burst balloon
While Porshipoo has got the stoon
And Trix is pished, she micht fa' doon
She's had a gin or three
It says a lot that orger girls
Unite o'er internet
Big Jean wants her high heels to wear
And stockings of fishnet
Shazzap just canna raise a smile
And Cuddlepop will reconcile
A crave for chocolate in a while
That's all that she will get
The men are glad they're not around
Or sorry they would be
All punched and kicked and bit and poked
Then girls would be sorree
That's the way the girls work through it
A film, a chocolate bar and chew it
Cry a lot, make up and do it
Finish all smilee
Our menfolk roll their eyes at such
Dramatic tears and strife
It's worse by far than Emmerdale
So who would have a wife?
But then the moment's passed again
For three weeks girl can act quite sane
Then back to having grumps and pain
You men have better life!
Lol what a witty ditty Tubthumper
John Little
03-May-10, 20:59
I blame the sloe gin.
Should stick to a good dram.
I blame the sloe gin.
Should stick to a good dram.
Gin is known for being a depressant.
Although you can't beat a good Gin & Tonic.
John Little
03-May-10, 21:15
Well there ye go!
See Trix - told ye!
Aww Trix,we all have days lek at,the trick is to not let it get you too down! Give a pal a phone call,go visit someone,put on a film you lek or something to distract you and hopefully it will pass as quick as it came :).....you have my number ;) x
DeHaviLand
04-May-10, 07:56
feelin a round o' "oh, dear....fit can 'e maitter be, oh, dear....fit can 'e maitter be....." but i da ken all o' 'e words :~(
Here you go lass, always happy to help :)
Oh Dear What can the matter be?
Seven old ladies locked in a lavat’ry.
They were there from Sunday to Saturday.
Nobody knew they were there.
Verses:
The first was a lady named Eleanor Humphrey.
Who sat herself down just to make herself comfy.
And when she got up she could not get her bum free.
And nobody knew she was there.
The next to come in was dear Mrs. Mason
The stalls were all full so she pissed in the basin
And that is the water that I washed my face in
And nobody knew she was there
The third old lady was Amelia Garpickle;
Her urge was sincere, her reaction was fickle.
She hurdled the door; she'd forgotten her nickel,
And nobody knew she was there
The fourth to come in was Elizabeth Bender;
She went there to repair a broken suspender.
Caught up in the site of the feminine gender
And nobody knew she was there
The fifth to come in, it was old Mrs. Draper
She sat herself down, and then found there was no paper
She had to clean up with a plasterer's scraper
And nobody knew she was there
The sixth old lady was Emily Clancy;
She went there 'cause something tickled her fancy,
But when she got there it was ants in her pantsy
And nobody knew she was there
The seventh was the Bishop of Chichester's daughter
She went in to pass some superfluous water
She pulled on the chain and the rising tide caught her
And nobody knew she was there
The janitor came in the early morning.
He opened the door without any warning,
The seven old ladies their seats were adorning
And nobody knew they were there.
alt:
(The __ old lady was Abigail Quimm
Who crossed her legs on a personal whim,
But her thigh got caught twixt the bowl and the rim
And nobody knew she was there.)
thanks for 'at dehav...i hed great fun recitin it til ma wifies an' manies aday....raised many a chuckle - all day they wis goin aboot singin "oh dear, fit can 'e maitter be" :lol:
im feelin all better aday, gona get ready shortly. fair lookin forward til ma outin' til see 'iss play.
heels galore!!! feelin all sophisticated an' culturald ;)
feelin all sophisticated an' culturald ;)
eh...i ment so so(pist)icated an culturald [lol] [lol]
silverlady
05-May-10, 08:15
Hi Trix! Did you see the play? I was there with friend - the play was WONDERFUL! Still trying to figure out which one in the audience was you?!!! :confused:
eh...i ment so so(pist)icated an culturald [lol]
Your funny..[lol][lol]
cuddlepop
05-May-10, 09:20
I blame the weather Trix,this winter is dragging on and on.
Loads of people no feeling "bright" just now.:(
Hi Trix! Did you see the play? I was there with friend - the play was WONDERFUL! Still trying to figure out which one in the audience was you?!!! :confused:
aw, i wis 'e little bonny aine in row D, wi' long hair an a broon cairdigan on. if i made eye contact wi' ye i wid o' said hello, am rite freendly lek at.
am afraid there were kwite a few 'silver ladies' so i widna o' kent ye :Razz
anyway, 'e play wis fantastic....if a little oer ma heid in bits.
wis on ma wie til lybster on 'e bus aday, for a course...(cos ma dad still hesna bot me a car - when dad, when?)....an' who did i meet??
it wis no ither but darwin himsel!!! fine manie, no a bad lookin cheil either ;)
Boozeburglar
05-May-10, 16:53
It's always good to get in a bit of the old culture. Not that I have lately; unless you count Hair and the New York Dolls!
You ever fancied acting? :)
You ever fancied acting?
yeah, its funny that yer sayin 'at boozy. i wis richt intil drama when i wis 'at 'e school, wis niver shy til speak in front o' people or 'at.
i directed a play once an' even went til drama school in aberdeen for a while. wis love seik for ma boyfriend tho an' choost wanted hom' :(
wis a teenager :roll:
i do think i wid be really guid 'at'ed tho....ma dad ayie said i wis a drama queen :cool:
Why don't you join Wick Players? If you're keen on drama they would be glad to have you I'm sure .....and that would fairly knock the doldrums out of you:)
hi trix hope your feeling a lot better eh day
i hev thocht aboot'ed blarney.
ye hev til gie up alot o' yer time tho, 'ats 'e only thing.
i lek til sit wi' ma grany some nights as she's no awful weel sometimes. i lek til space aboot on 'e org too an chill oot wi' ma books...see ma pals, drink 'e vino.
i choost da hev 'e time. plus, sometimes i get home fie ma work an 'e thocht o' goin back ootside again makes a face go all screwed up.
one must think o' preservin 'e fine little laugh lines that one hes, an no be encouragin 'e onset o' 'e wrinkling process ;)
Am quite sure that they are partial to a drop of the vino in Moray Street too;) A few wee wrinkles would surely guarantee you a good character part Trix [lol]
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