Days Starting Of Badly!!

[highlander]

You know your day is going to go badly, when you squeeze the last bit of toothpaste on brush, and miss it, ends up going down the sink!!!
What about your bad starts to the day. .lol lol

[Kingetter]

You wake up, look around, and then it dawns on you, you're not in your own bed, you're not in your own home, and worse still, who is the ugly looking thing you're lying next to?

But, it isn't just a bad dream - its real!!!!!

[unicorn]

When You try to use the microwave and it pretends it works but doesn't heat anything grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

[Ricco]

When you wake up late, rush to get ready, grab your stuff, get your shoes on, rush out and unlock the car, get in, shut the door, turn the key and.... clunk! Battery is too low to start the car! Ahhhhhhhhhh!!:~(

[unicorn]

Or when you rush to get ready as you've overslept and your top is on inside out lol. worse still when nobody tells you and you notice 3 hours later lol.

[Billy Boy]

when the wee one turn's the volume down on the alarm,then the big rush to get ready grrrrrrrrrr

[krieve]

When you wake up, get up out of bed and trip over the dog and nearly bang your head of the wardrobe knocking yourself unconscious. [lol]

[George Brims]

A bar I used to frequent had a poster of things that meant it was going to be a bad day. There were about twenty, but the only two that have survived what I did to my brain cells in that place are

"You put your bra on backwards and it fits better"

"You have a letter from the bank saying your tax refund cheque bounced"

[Billy Boy]

when mrs billy boy worked at bt she woke me up at 6am to give her a lift to work for 7am, we got up got washed,dressed had breakfast rushed out to the car, then she said oh hell, am no working till 3 oclock the day. gggrrrrrrr[evil]

[htwood]

One time I squeezed a tube of cortisone cream onto my toothbrush....yeuuuuck. sure woke me up!

And last week as I rolled outta bed, stepped on a spider big enough to make a *crunch* noise when it flattened. I tell ya, no amount of scrubbing could clean that foot, and I heard that sound all day in ma heed. shivvvvver.

[unicorn]

Well it got worse, went for bath got out and started to dress only to spot a spider running up the outside of my skirt eeek........

[connieb19]

Well it got worse, went for bath got out and started to dress only to spot a spider running up the outside of my skirt eeek........I had a ladder running up my tights..lol:eek:

[unicorn]

I would definately prefer the ladder!! I flicked it off fast but still got crawly feeling cos I couldn't find it after yuck!!!!!!!!!

[willowbankbear]

I had a ladder running up my tights..lol:eek:

Or was it a stairway to heaven? (this is a corny 1 for the chatup lines eh)[lol]

[Cedric Farthsbottom III]

When you go for a shave.Foam on,nae problem.Razor on the first few strokes,nae problem.Suddenly your hand slips and ye nearly cut off your ear.Ye just know the rest o' the day ain't gonnae be good!!!!:lol: :lol:

[Astra]

Bad day is when you sleep in rushing about getting ready jump in the car get half way to work and then realize that it a Sunday Grrrrr

[connieb19]

A bad day starts for me when I've been dreaming all night that I've been at work..:~(

[sassylass]

Really bad day started when I had to go to work and Mr Sassy had the day off, and I backed my car over the garbage can and got stuck, then had to go wake him to help me get unstuck. Mr Sassy was not happy.

Then because of the garbage mess, I decided to zip through the car wash and JAYSUS the machinery broke with me smack dab in the middle for hours, well it seemed like hours, with suds and water and huge monster scrubby pads swirling around my car, until a worker ran through and fixed whatever it was and sent me on my way :eek:

[bigjjuk]

When u step on the plug as u get out of bed..... we all know how that feels

[connieb19]

When u step on the plug as u get out of bed..... we all know how that feelseh???? plug/bed????:confused :eek:

[Chillie]

eh???? plug/bed????:confused

:confused Wondering the same thing connie. plug/bed.??

[connieb19]

:confused Wondering the same thing connie. plug/bed.??Maybe he sleeps in the bath...:confused

[connieb19]

When u step on the plug as u get out of bed..... we all know how that feelsWhat about standing on lego...OUCH!!![evil]

[Chillie]

Maybe he sleeps in the bath...


Maybe he does, i can't think why anyone would have a plug at the side of their bed.;) :lol:

[Chillie]

Standing on a tack!:eek:

[connieb19]

Maybe he does, i can't think why anyone would have a plug at the side of their bed. The mind boggles..lol:evil [para]

[willowbankbear]

Standing in Dog crap has got to be up there

[connieb19]

Standing in Dog crap has got to be up thereEspecially in bare feet..YUK!![disgust]

[willowbankbear]

Bingobabe did it last year when she got her new puppy, She was not impressed:Razz

[connieb19]

Bingobabe did it last year when she got her new puppy, She was not impressed:RazzEEEUUUCCHH!!!! why dosn't Binbobabe use the toilet????[disgust]

[Ricco]

:confused Wondering the same thing connie. plug/bed.??

Perhaps this kind of plug?
http://www.tlc-direct.co.uk/Images/Products/size_2/MK646.JPG (http://www.tlc-direct.co.uk/Images/Products/size_3/MK646.JPG)

[willowbankbear]

LOL ye better hope she doesnt see that connie[lol] or she ll pack it in a paper bag,put it on yer doorstep, set it alight, ring yer doorbell, then stand back & watch connies foot be a firefighter

[connieb19]

I suppose she could have done it in the bed, now that really would be a bad start to the day..lol:eek: :eek:

[willowbankbear]

Not only for her though connie,YYYYYUUUUUUHKKKKKKKKK:lol:

[Chillie]

Binbobabe

Wait until bingobabe see's this connie, she will definately be around with the pooh bag.[lol]

[Chillie]

Perhaps this kind of plug?
http://www.tlc-direct.co.uk/Images/Products/size_2/MK646.JPG (http://www.tlc-direct.co.uk/Images/Products/size_3/MK646.JPG)

Gathered that.[lol]

[connieb19]

Perhaps this kind of plug?
http://www.tlc-direct.co.uk/Images/Products/size_2/MK646.JPG (http://www.tlc-direct.co.uk/Images/Products/size_3/MK646.JPG)Maybe it's his spark plugs at the side of the bed????:eek:

[Chillie]

It could have been a raw plug.?????

[connieb19]

It could have been a raw plug.?????Or it could be ear plugs?????:Razz

[Chillie]

Or it could be ear plugs?????:Razz

What about nose plugs?????:Razz

[connieb19]

What about this Plug????:Razz

http://www.kjcgames.com/exnews/322/ex-322_files/image012.jpg

[Chillie]

Yesterday I went to don a pair of trousers,once they were on I bent over and the seam split right up my backside. Do you guys understand how hard it is to get a suit in Wick?


Aye weel, you should'na be putting that breeks over your big shiny bald heed.

[willowbankbear]

What about this Plug????:Razz

http://www.kjcgames.com/exnews/322/ex-322_files/image012.jpg

Connieb, I didnt think ye were meant to post pictures of chillie without his permission

[connieb19]

Connieb, I didnt think ye were meant to post pictures of chillie without his permissionI'm sure Chillie wont mind me posting a picture of him..:eek:

http://elisaday.altervista.org/dragqueen.jpg

[willowbankbear]

I'm sure Chillie wont mind me posting a picture of him..:eek:

http://elisaday.altervista.org/dragqueen.jpg

Stick a pair of fish nets on them legs chillie

[Chillie]

I'm sure stoneroses won't mind.:lol: http://www.aaanimations.com/wav/1elm...cwewygoing.wav (http://www.aaanimations.com/wav/1elmerfudscwewygoing.wav)



http://www.aaanimations.com/elmerfuddp.gif

Just had to put you on stoneroses.

[Chillie]

Stick a pair of fish nets on them legs chillie

nah! connie can keep them for fishing up the river.;)

[willowbankbear]

I'm sure stoneroses won't mind.:lol: http://www.aaanimations.com/wav/1elm...cwewygoing.wav (http://www.aaanimations.com/wav/1elmerfudscwewygoing.wav)



http://www.aaanimations.com/elmerfuddp.gif

Just had to put you on stoneroses.

Nah I wouldnt be seen dead in them clothes, Wheres ma slug gun then?

[willowbankbear]

Chhttp://www.enter-godot.de/bilder/poof.jpg
Chillie getting ready to "come out" for the night

[Billy Boy]

http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/damn_funny_pictures_03.jpg

[willowbankbear]

Whos that then?

[Chillie]

Whos that then?

As if you dinna know, that's you before you lost your hair.;)

[Chillie]

Chhttp://www.enter-godot.de/bilder/poof.jpg
Chillie getting ready to "come out" for the night

That's me honey, you never complained before when you were driving me home.;)

[willowbankbear]

As if you dinna know, that's you before you lost your hair.;)

Eh?? Ive never been as fat as that kiddie chillie[lol]

[Chillie]

Eh?? Ive never been as fat as that kiddie chillie[lol]

Childhood memories, we can't remember much about them the older we get.;)

[Chillie]

http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/beautiful_smile.jpg
Connie in her high school years.;)

[willowbankbear]

Childhood memories, we can't remember much about them the older we get.;)

Ive got the pictures to back me up, Your pics are in black & white so theyre dodgy[lol]

[connieb19]

http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/beautiful_smile.jpg
Connie in her high school years.Thanks for the memories Chillie, I had forgotten what I had looked like without the moustache!!!:cool:

[willowbankbear]

http://www.stupidpicture.com/pics/colgate.jpg

[angela5]

http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/beautiful_smile.jpg
Connie in her high school years.

Hey, how did ye manage to get hold of this?:lol:

[sassylass]

bad day starts when you go to read a thread which has much potential for good interesting humorous stories and it has digressed into 3 pages of inane blether [disgust]

[angela5]

bad day starts when you go to read a thread which has much potential for good interesting humorous stories and it has digressed into 3 pages of inane blether [disgust]

Ye mean, insane blethering!:lol:

[Chillie]

bad day starts when you go to read a thread which has much potential for good interesting humorous stories and it has digressed into 3 pages of inane blether [disgust]

A bad day starts when you have to read someone grumping and moaning about things that other people find funny, it's not only your forum, it's enough to put me in a bad mood all day.:mad:

[krieve]

bad day starts when you go to read a thread which has much potential for good interesting humorous stories and it has digressed into 3 pages of inane blether [disgust]
I find these postings funny i was having a bad day and it cheered me up .

[Astra]

A bad day starts when you have to read someone grumping and moaning about things that other people find funny, it's not only your forum, it's enough to put me in a bad mood all day.:mad:
Hear hear ....

[scrapydoo]

bad day starts when you go to read a thread which has much potential for good interesting humorous stories and it has digressed into 3 pages of inane blether [disgust]
you know what they say if you don't like it don't read it !