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Ancient Mariner
23-Apr-10, 13:04
These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. newspaper:








FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.
Hateful little .
Bites!



FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.



FREE PUPPIES.
Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog... able to leap tall fences in a single bound.



COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.



JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.



WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.



*** And the WINNER is... ***








FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica,
45 volumes.
Excellent condition.....£200 or best offer.
No longer needed; got married last month.
Wife knows f#%#%#g everything!