Ancient Mariner
23-Apr-10, 13:00
This morning on the motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a
Woman
in a brand new BMW
doing 80 mph
with her face up next to her rear view mirror
putting on her eyeliner !
I looked away
for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane,
and still working on that makeup !
As a man,
I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much; I dropped
my electric shaver,
which knocked
the meat pie
out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car
using my knees against the steering wheel,
it knocked
my mobile phone
away from my ear
which fell
into the coffee
between my legs,
splashed, and burned
'Big Jim and the Twins',
ruined the phone,
soaked my trousers,
and disconnected an important call.
BL00DY
women drivers !!
Woman
in a brand new BMW
doing 80 mph
with her face up next to her rear view mirror
putting on her eyeliner !
I looked away
for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane,
and still working on that makeup !
As a man,
I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much; I dropped
my electric shaver,
which knocked
the meat pie
out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car
using my knees against the steering wheel,
it knocked
my mobile phone
away from my ear
which fell
into the coffee
between my legs,
splashed, and burned
'Big Jim and the Twins',
ruined the phone,
soaked my trousers,
and disconnected an important call.
BL00DY
women drivers !!