Car bumper signs

[angela5]

Car bumper signs....:D


Honk-if the kids fall out!

Driver carries NO CASH the wife and kids have it all.

I drive the speed limit, if you don't like it call a cop!

Get any closer and i will eat you.

If you can read this, my trailer came loose.

WARNING! i break for the heck of it.

My wifes other car is a broom.

Now that you are kissing my bumper, do you wanna get married.

Honk-if my parts fall off.

This is not an abandoned vehicle.

[Billy Boy]

GAS, GRASS, OR ASS…
NO ONE RIDES FOR FREE

CAN'T FEED 'EM?
DON'T BREED 'EM

DON'T TAILGATE ME …OR I'LL FLICK
A BOOGER ON YOUR WINDSHIELD

KEEP HONKING
… I'M RELOADING

I GOT THE CAR. SHE GOT THE HOUSE.
CAN I CRASH AT YOUR PLACE?

[Billy Boy]

http://www.prankplace.com/images/SmallerStickers/fm80125.jpghttp://www.prankplace.com/images/stickers/147.jpg

[dirdyweeker]

http://www.prankplace.com/images/SmallerStickers/fm80125.jpghttp://www.prankplace.com/images/stickers/147.jpg

these ones are definately my cup of tea. What a hoot they would be.

[Billy Boy]

http://www.prankplace.com/images/stickers/11.jpghttp://www.prankplace.com/images/stickers/1039.jpg

[JimH]

The funniest one I ever read was :-
When God Made Man - She must have been joking!

I also have - "If you can read this, I've lost my caravan"

[angela5]

http://www.prankplace.com/images/SmallerStickers/fm80893.jpg http://www.prankplace.com/images/SmallerStickers/fm80117.jpg

[angela5]

http://www.prankplace.com/images/SmallerStickers/fm80118.jpg http://www.prankplace.com/images/SmallerStickers/fm80135.jpg

[angela5]

http://www.prankplace.com/images/SmallerStickers/fm80189.jpg http://www.prankplace.com/images/SmallerStickers/fm80949.jpg

[2little2late]

If a woman had a brain she would be gifted.

[Astra]

If a woman had a brain she would be gifted.if they had half a brain they would be gifted [lol]

if they had a whole brain they would be dangerous

[angela5]

Men have brains in the wrong place.!!!:roll:

[brandy]

giggles i had two on my car back home.. nearly got me mobbed *Grins*

help stop inbreeding ban country music
and
mean people suck...

[candyfloss]

http://www.prankplace.com/images/stickers/new/BS093.jpghttp://www.prankplace.com/images/stickers/1023.jpg

[©Amethyst]

"I brake for Jar Jar!"

[dpw39]

Here's my 2p's worth:

Women's Bumper Stickers

1. So many men, so few who can afford me.

2. God made us sisters, Prozac made us friends.

3. If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I'm not going.

4. My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.

5. Princess, having had sufficient experience with Princes, seeks frog.

6. Coffee, chocolate, men.... some things are just better rich.

7. Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.

8. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

9. Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.

10. I'm out of oestrogen - and I have a gun.

11. Guys have feelings too. But like...Who cares?

12. Next mood swing: 6 minutes

13. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

14. Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time.

15. Do not start with me. You will not win.

16. You have the right to remain silent, so please shut up.

17. All stressed out and no one to choke.

18. I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.

19. How can I miss you if you won't go away?

20. Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.

21. If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.

22. Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies


Ciao,

Dave the Rave :cool:

[©Amethyst]

There's a piece of paper stuck to a unit in my old room at my grandparents that my uncle Eddie put there (in the days when it was his room). It says, "The world is round, my head is square, and I don't fit in anywhere." :) Speaks so truly for both my uncle and myself lol

I'd put that on a car