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whats the corniest chat up line you have heard
did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven
heres 10p phone your mum and tell her you wont be home tonight
your clothes would look lovely lying on my bedroom floor
Billy Boy
29-May-06, 12:45
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear,
Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
Billy Boy
29-May-06, 13:08
Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the head board.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
Am i dead, Angel? cause this must be heaven!
Are you busy tonight at 3.00AM ?
Baby, somebody better call god, cause he's missing an angel!
Do you have a map? i just keep getting lost in your eyes.
:roll:
I play field, and it looks like i just hit a run home with you.
I'm new in town, could you show me the directions to your house?
If i followed you home, would you keep me?
If you were a tear in my eye i would not cry for fear of losing you.
Would'nt we look cute on a wedding cake together?
:roll:
Billy Boy
29-May-06, 13:20
I'm a stud muffin baby, why don't you take a bite?
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.
Is your dad a theif because he stole the stars and put that twinkle in your eyes
corney or what
I'm here now, what were your other 2 wishes?
you must be jamacian, because jamacian me crazy.
:roll:
I lost my phone number can i borrow yours.
Damn girl,
you have more curves
than a race track
Billy Boy
29-May-06, 13:35
Baby, I’m gonna make you so hot you’ll come away with a tan!
Congratulations, you’ve just won the keys to the city and I’m your guide.
Do you have a car? Could you give me a lift home in the morning?
Do you have a mirror in your pocket coz i cant see my self in your pants .
Is those clothes from outer space ? Cause your body is out of this world
i hope you know C P R cause you take my breath away
Billy Boy
29-May-06, 13:38
Hello, darling. Like a 20-ton polar bear, I thought that would break the ice,
Hello, gorgeous. Would you like to know where I got this suit?
Hello, I think I may be having the best dream of my life! Would you kiss me to prove me wrong?
How would you like to spend the night looking at my bedroom ceiling
I know milk is good for you but dam how much have you been drinking
do you sleep on your stomach ? no can i
I may not be fred flinstone but i bet i can make your bed rock yabba dabba doo
Billy Boy
29-May-06, 13:50
Hey Baby, did you know your body is 95% water!! Lucky for you I’m thirsty.
I'm easy ... are you
i may not be the best looking man in here .. but i'm the only one talking to you
Billy Boy
29-May-06, 14:08
I want to check your shirt label to see if you were made in heaven."
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
:roll:
Billy Boy
29-May-06, 14:19
You so sexy you make my socks shiver!http://www.ecrush.com/pickuplines/images/cleardot.gif
If women were flowers i'd pick you.:lol:
Grap your coat y've pulled.:lol:
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a taxi home together?
Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
:roll:
If you held up 11 roses in front of a mirror, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
:roll:
connieb19
29-May-06, 17:51
Do you like birdwatching?
Well, swallow this!!!
Chobbersjnr
29-May-06, 17:55
man turns to woman in pub.............."well am I going wi you or not????"
woman looks at man & says "aye allright then c'mon"
straight to the point.....................
connieb19
29-May-06, 17:58
I'm no fat really, I just have 2 jackets on. Just read it on another thred. It's a cracker..lol
Do you like birdwatching?
Well, swallow this!!!was that om a blue movie u heard that connie?[lol]
connieb19
29-May-06, 18:04
was that om a blue movie u heard that connie?[lol]No it was in Skinandis!!:eek:
Chobbersjnr
29-May-06, 18:05
I'm no fat really, I just have 2 jackets on. Just read it on another thred. It's a cracker..lol
lmao scary real scary lol[lol] :evil
Billy Boy
29-May-06, 18:18
I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.babe[lol]
Guy walks up to a woman in the bar and say's.."hi, i'm Geoff, you look just like zippy, we were made for each other.
No it was in Skinandis!!:eek:
[lol] shocking what ye hear in there...
willowbankbear
29-May-06, 20:26
I think yer like a bowl of Frosties Coz yer just GRRRRRRRREEEEAAAAAT !!!:eek:
Billy Boy
29-May-06, 21:44
What's the main export of brazil ? Coffee? Yeah OK, my place or yours?
Is your dad an alien because their is nothing else like you in this world!
"You look like my first wife" "Really? How many times have you been married?" "Oh I'm still a bachelor"
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes!
As she's leaving.......Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
I'm new in town, could I have directions to your apartment.
are you tired cos youve been running through my mind all day!
Bingobabe
30-May-06, 23:38
Is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven!!!!
And they just get worse so i will stop there.[lol]
Are you good at catching things?
Why?
Cos there's two balls coming your way.
Bingobabe
30-May-06, 23:54
Are you good at catching things?
Why?
Cos there's two balls coming your way.Naughty naughty that one!!!!!![lol]
KILTIECAULDBUM
30-May-06, 23:56
I can't beleive it!! Your eyes, they're the exact same colour as my FERRARI
You don't sweat much for a fat girl :lol:
You're the nicest thing I've seen since I got shaved this morning
Excuse me, can I smell your underwear?
No, you certainly cannot!!
Aw well, it must be your feet then.[lol]
(a bit chauvinistic, but I didn't make them up) Honest.
Bingobabe
30-May-06, 23:59
I can't beleive it!! Your eyes, they're the exact same colour as my FERRARI
You don't sweat much for a fat girl
You're the nicest thing I've seen since I got shaved this morning
Excuse me, can I smell your underwear?
No, you certainly cannot!!
Aw well, it must be your feet then.[lol]
(a bit chauvinistic, but I didn't make them up) Honest.Well im glad nobody said anyone of them to me they would of had no teeth left hehehehehe[lol]
connieb19
31-May-06, 08:04
Come home with me and I'll read you a bedtime story..:eek:
scrapydoo
31-May-06, 10:47
I may not be fred flinstone but i bet i can make your bed rock yabba dabba doo
This one just cracks me up [lol]
Billy Boy
31-May-06, 12:52
You're like a parking ticket. You've got fine written all over you,
My bed is broken, can I use yours?
"Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!"
Billy Boy
31-May-06, 12:59
Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
"What are your measurements? I need them for the lotto as I know you're a winner and I want to be one too...
Some guy started chatting me up a couple weeks ago on union st in inverness by saying "when's the last bus to hilton?" conversation followed - he asked if I had a boyfriend lol... told him my b/f was a bus driver... was quite comical. You probably had to be there to find it funny though.
Bingobabe
31-May-06, 14:21
Some guy started chatting me up a couple weeks ago on union st in inverness by saying "when's the last bus to hilton?" conversation followed - he asked if I had a boyfriend lol... told him my b/f was a bus driver... was quite comical. You probably had to be there to find it funny though.I total hate it when some sleazy man tries to chat ye up its horrible. And it's worse when they get alot a drink in them YUK!!!!
candyfloss
01-Jun-06, 09:38
Hi, my names Doug, thats God backwards with a little bit of you in it:roll:
The first time I saw you I was afraid to talk to you,
The first time I talked to you I was afraid to kiss you,
The first time I kissed you I was afraid to love you,
The first time I loved you I was afraid to lose you.
Someone tryed this one once and i just laughed and walked away. cheesy or what. lol.
Billy Boy
01-Jun-06, 14:21
The first time I saw you I was afraid to talk to you,
The first time I talked to you I was afraid to kiss you,
The first time I kissed you I was afraid to love you,
The first time I loved you I was afraid to lose you.
Someone tryed this one once and i just laughed and walked away. cheesy or what. lol.
yes lol a bit cheesy,but how true is it?
Not true at all nowadays. I think he meant it then, but we dont talk anymore. It's all for the best tho.
everybody's probably heard "if i could rearrange the alphabet i'd put you and I together" but the perfect responce is "If I were to rearrange alphabet, I'd put G, E, T, L, O, S and T together!"
Billy Boy
01-Jun-06, 17:25
Not true at all nowadays. I think he meant it then, but we dont talk anymore. It's all for the best tho.
sorry i was not meaning the bloke who said it,i was meaning how true the word's are lol:Razz
danc1ngwitch
19-Dec-06, 20:16
if i saw you sitting alone id be afraid to come talk to you as i would think that you look like yer to good for me...[lol]
The Pepsi Challenge
19-Dec-06, 20:19
A classic I overheard in Leith's Tam O' Shanter last weekend: "Are ye on the pill, likesay?"
danc1ngwitch
20-Dec-06, 08:26
A classic I overheard in Leith's Tam O' Shanter last weekend: "Are ye on the pill, likesay?"
oh nooo not kwel [lol]
Not a chat up line but I was once told this "I want a man not a vitimin pill" Still not sure what she meant nearly 30 years later haha
danc1ngwitch
20-Dec-06, 08:45
Not a chat up line but I was once told this "I want a man not a vitimin pill" Still not sure what she meant nearly 30 years later haha
oh no the mind boggles[lol] i must log on here more morning sure made me giggle this morning
What lovely eyes, my favourite colour.
Let's get naked and get and get down on the floor. Just give me a minute to get my scuba gear on.
i got asked once if i had ever had my bosoms weighed. "eh!?no, don't be daft"... they then proceeded to grab a hold shoutin "waaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!". hmph. :-)
*licking finger and touching her top (on the shoulder!)* Let me get you out of those wet things!
maidencaithness
20-Dec-06, 22:04
Best one I've seen/heard :
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
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