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Who do you feel is the ugliest person on here lol
(this shud be funny)
loganbiffy
11-Apr-10, 03:17
Who do you feel is the ugliest person on here lol
(this shud be funny)
You.
You're right, it's hilarious!
You.
You're right, it's hilarious!
lawl.....ey for 28 im told by alot of peoples im good lookin
cant help it if your offended by my swave presence
i got presence like xmas<-- get it? lawl
Metalattakk
11-Apr-10, 03:50
lawl.....ey for 28 im told by alot of peoples im good lookin
cant help it if your offended by my swave presence
i got presence like xmas<-- get it? lawl
Jesus, 28? I always thought you were about 12.
Even then, there are 8-year-olds that would be appalled by your level of spelling. Not that it matters these days... :(
John Little
11-Apr-10, 08:18
You are wasting your time. There are no ugly people allowed on the Org - they are screened out by the mods.
You might have noticed from time to time a car with a camera on top going along the road and thought 'Ooh - that's the Google van'
But it's not. It has been sent by 'Them' to have a look at your physiognomy, which it then places on a data bank on which are stored millions of criteria making up what different cultures define as 'ugly' and which are regarded as 'beautiful.
It's a bit like the national DNA base but is much more advanced- ours is in fact the envy of the world and is used by the intelligence agencies of many natiions including the CIA and MOSSAD.
If you class as ugly then a big red light flashes and all the agents come over, peer at your face and laugh very loud indeed. Then your details are put into a file nicknamed 'THE BIN'. Once in there your chances of getting onto the ORG are nil. It's the Org equivalent of Hell..
So there - you see - that's why there are no ugly people whatsoever on the Org - just beautiful ones.
I'd love to know what their main criteria are.......
Ugly-on the inside or out?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Some really gorgeous people have no personality to speak of.
And on the flip side some people who look like they had a real good beating with the ugly stick are the nicest people to know!
Your system is fallible John old boy. I look like I've been set light to and beaten out with a spade :~(
I have a face like the back end of a bus and a nose that looks like a pentalina fender...
I claim the prize!!!!!
Dafi is that size or shape? Cos if it's size you got one big face!:)
i dont believe in the word ugly no such meaning in my eyes i love dadies thread about it she is so true i know of folk getting a complex all because of sad silly people
teddybear1873
11-Apr-10, 15:27
It seems the threads on the org are getting more boring.
John Little
11-Apr-10, 17:55
"I look like I've been set light to and beaten out with a spade"
"I have a face like the back end of a bus and a nose that looks like a pentalina fender..."
Doesn't matter - I do not see myself as an oil painting either so imagine my surprise when THEY let me join the org.
Uglies are all excluded - they get sent to the Chokey- so by definition there are no ugly people on this forum.
Cool?
Amy-Winehouse
11-Apr-10, 18:35
Who do you feel is the ugliest person on here lol
(this shud be funny)
You. I was told by your dearest that when you were a bairn your mam used to feed you by catapult
Creme_Egg
11-Apr-10, 19:55
If your ugly blame climate change
northener
11-Apr-10, 20:22
...... I look like I've been set light to and beaten out with a spade :~(
I think you'll find that many people on here would be happy to help you maintain your current level of fuglyness.:Razz
northener
11-Apr-10, 20:24
As my mate once said about me: "how can anybody be that ugly with just one head?"
He disappeared shortly after that.....
God, I'm a handsome devil....
It seems the threads on the org are getting more boring.
how true, who is the biggest numpty on the org is liker to it.
Who do you feel is the ugliest person on here lol
(this shud be funny)
Anyone who feels they have a right to miscall another!:mad:
Anyone who feels they have a right to miscall another!:mad:
Commore - hope that's not me, cos I don't like smokers!
One of my son's once remarked he'd seen a girl who was a bit rough, saying;
"Dad, she must have fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down" I smacked his legs for that..
We are all beautiful people!
yep, I'm on the wine and the 9 o'clock ugly bus has bin'
It's not me, I'm too bloody handsome for my own good. :)
Tubthumper
11-Apr-10, 21:50
I wear a bag most times when I go out. I'm a caring kind of girl, and anyway I can't stand screaming children. Two bags when in Skinandi's.
Two bags when in Skinandi's.
him n' hers?
I wear a bag most times when I go out. I'm a caring kind of girl, and anyway I can't stand screaming children. Two bags when in Skinandi's.
Please settle an argument: wee John thinks you are a girl but we found a post where you described yourself as a bald bloke with hairy nostrils?? :eek:
Tubthumper
11-Apr-10, 22:20
I think the important thing, and I mean this most sincerely, is that we consider ALL female and male attributes, and we must never, ever forget that.
I think the important thing, and I mean this most sincerely, is that we consider ALL female and male attributes, and we must never, ever forget that.
Well you can do what you like, but I for one don't wish to consider nostril hair :mad:
Tubthumper
11-Apr-10, 22:31
My size is a twelve
My bust is a D
I will not wear g-strings
They get snagged, you see
My make-up's by Revlon
My blouse M and S
But what's down below
You'll just have to take guess
My oxters are feisty
There's hair by the million
I'm quite European
Though trimmed as Brazillian
When having a bairn
I swell to great size
But use the old 'Veet'
On my calves and my thighs
High heels and the fishnets
Are always in style
I value male comp'ny
And girls for a while
You'll have to surmise
That I'm not ordinary
But my only male trait
Is my nostrils quite hairy
:D
We are all beautiful people!
I duno you speak fer your self..lol
http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee174/dafiduck/IMG_0540.jpg
John Little
11-Apr-10, 22:34
No cigar!
THEY have let you onto the Org so you pass the test.
No uglies on the Org at all!!
It's a contradiction to even think it.
Tubthumper
11-Apr-10, 22:35
Jesus Dafi! Would you like a bag?
You're not from Portgower are you?
John Little
11-Apr-10, 22:45
Ducati - I win- the drams are on you!
ShelleyCowie
11-Apr-10, 22:52
Please settle an argument: wee John thinks you are a girl but we found a post where you described yourself as a bald bloke with hairy nostrils?? :eek:
Thats weird because this was settled earlier. I will not tell though! :cool:
Tubs...ur awsome! ;)
I don’t think its hard to tell tubs that you are a lady.
But when the dander’s up and your getting leary.
Lips will tighten and things get scary.
Oh dear the nostrils start flaring,
to reveal that forest of darkness,
dense and hairy.
Its enough to make a man jump up and make that man jump back!
Come on Tubs post up a snap!
Tubthumper
11-Apr-10, 23:36
5671
Skinadi's is a magic place
It's full of tunes and drink
A girl like me can even score
At least that's what I think
Look closely at my picture and
Below my stylish bag
You'll see some hairs a hanging down
I'm just an fu'some hag!
northener
11-Apr-10, 23:57
My size is a twelve
My bust is a D
I will not wear g-strings
They get snagged, you see
My make-up's by Revlon
My blouse M and S
But what's down below
You'll just have to take guess
My oxters are feisty
There's hair by the million
I'm quite European
Though trimmed as Brazillian
When having a bairn
I swell to great size
But use the old 'Veet'
On my calves and my thighs
High heels and the fishnets
Are always in style
I value male comp'ny
And female of style
You'll have to surmise
That I'm not ordinary
But my only male trait
Is my nostrils quite hairy
:D
I really don't know whether to be excited or frightened now....
I really don't know whether to be excited or frightened now....
Be very very careful who you pick up in your taxi Northener, just remember to keep the meter running [lol]
Be very very careful who you pick up in your taxi Northener, just remember to keep the meter running [lol]
What if it's Dafy :eek: to Portgower :eek:
I was going to post my pic, but it's always the same, with the running and the screaming...
porshiepoo
12-Apr-10, 07:41
I had to go to the docs not long after having my daughters as I had severe acne due to hormones. I wore makeup to cover the spots when out in public and when I got to the docs he told me I should have put a paper bag on my head!!! :eek:
Thankfully I am completely spot free now :) and no paper bag needed.
John Little
12-Apr-10, 11:29
OKay Tubs - next question - DO you live in Portgower? :eek:
I wear a bag most times when I go out. I'm a caring kind of girl, and anyway I can't stand screaming children. Two bags when in Skinandi's.
Is that to match the green shorts or the elasticated pregnancy trousers?;)[lol]
Don't worry Tubs after last night, your secret is safe with me.
Oh my good word, tubthumper’s a burd
Now he has boobs we all feel like 'Tchyoubs'
Although she wears bag, I’m sure he’s no hag
When out for the night I’ll bet she’s no fright
While at Skinandi’s he dances with flair
Although it takes hours to braid her nose hair
To a life literary, she truly aspires
Although, what’s downstairs? As it transpires,
it might be difficult to find the right section in the library :eek:
Tubthumper
12-Apr-10, 12:15
OKay Tubs - next question - DO you live in Portgower? :eek:
I think that the important thing, the crucially important thing, is that we must remember to ensure that the rights of the denizens of Portgower, regardless of their social or night-stalking status, remain uppermost in our minds at all times. The other parties have all avoided making any kind of commitment to the undead if I can just finish what I started to say... thankyou! to the undead, while we say that everyone can bring something to the table, whether it's a human head, or part of an eviscerated sheep.
lmao, some of these replies are comical. Glad to see people having a laugh, pitty some people are that obnoxious they feel the need to throw insults like a 7 yr old but hey its all good
You gotta have a laugh some time tho cesare....kindo like the wife when i am admiring my self in the mirror....Thinks i can see my reflection so steak must be back on the menu!!!
I am not undead ...i just feel it!!
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