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Ajax
03-Apr-10, 12:41
a new pair of shoes can change your whole life [cinderella]what quote do you have
wicker8
03-Apr-10, 12:46
well i have a few but here are my favourites you know sir if i was your wife i would make you drink this poison reply if you were my wife i would take it or [why are men like floor tiles answer if you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them for the rest of your life ]
ducati
03-Apr-10, 12:48
Don't frow, bladdy spears, at me!

Michael Cain, Zulu [lol]
Alan16
03-Apr-10, 12:51
You only live once, but if you live right once is enough. I forget who said that...

I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. Sir Stephen Henry Roberts
Leanne
03-Apr-10, 13:03
Smile it will make people wonder what you have been up to

You may only be one person in this world, but to one person you might be their world
Commore
03-Apr-10, 13:24
"A woman is like a teabag, you don't know her strength until you drop her in hot water" :)
majic
03-Apr-10, 13:52
Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
Gronnuck
03-Apr-10, 13:56
"A woman is like a teabag, you don't know her strength until you drop her in hot water" :)

She could be wet and full of holes! ;)
Gronnuck
03-Apr-10, 14:10
See below ;)
Kevin Milkins
03-Apr-10, 14:53
Don't frow, bladdy spears, at me!

Michael Cain, Zulu [lol]

For Christ sake Ivor, sing them something they know.:eek:

Michael Cain, Zulu.:lol:
fred
03-Apr-10, 15:03
If at first you don't succeed sky diving probably wasn't a very good idea.
Tubthumper
03-Apr-10, 16:37
'There are plenty more fish in the sea- but who wants to date someone fishy?'
John Little
04-Apr-10, 11:01
Not very PC but I like this.
Lady Astor, the first woman MP was not amused by her fellow members of the Commons coming back from the pub after lunch.

One day Winston Churchill came in more than slightly sozzled and stretched out and closed his eyes;

'Mr Churchill! You are drunk'

Churchill opened and eye and drawled
;
'Madam - you are ugly. But in the morning I shall be sober.'
upolian
04-Apr-10, 11:02
'my watch is broken but its still correct twice a day'