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If you ran or run a B & B and given that it was not contravening, any
law, who would you not allow?
People with unruly children :)
People with unruly children :)
Yep, that would be my number one :lol:
why shouldn't anybody be aloud....
who would you turn away?
why shouldn't anybody be aloud....
who would you turn away?
Oh crickey, the list is long-anyone carrying a laptop for a start [lol]
the Majority of teenagers would be my choice, untidy erks [lol]
Lets get a few views
If you ran or run a B & B and given that it was not contravening, any
law, who would you not allow?
Unmarried couples. Dirty, sinful people. Outrageous.
John Little
22-Mar-10, 11:44
I think the only people allowed to use B and B should be pure bred, blonde eyed blue haired Hairyans.
northener
22-Mar-10, 11:45
I wouldn't have any problems with gays, religious groups or race.
But shifty looking gits would be turned away. Friends out here run a B&B and they're pretty damn good at sussing out 'trouble'.
I remember going to dornoch caravan site with a mate we got turned away because we 'looked to young' he told us to eff off.....any more abuse and the police badge would have been out haha
Lets get a few views
If you ran or run a B & B and given that it was not contravening, any
law, who would you not allow?
Any child who would thceem and thceem and thceem until they were sick.
When you run a business, I am not sure you can turn anyone away especially if they have booked in advance. People turning up on your doorstep you have the option to say you are fully booked. When you are running a business and if you need the money you really can't be too choosey. Everyone has a differnt take on this and when I did B&B only turned away when I really was full and never had any problems.
Invisible
22-Mar-10, 14:31
I would turn them away if they smelt bad. Or if they were John Terry
Boozeburglar
22-Mar-10, 15:36
Unmarried couples. Dirty, sinful people. Outrageous.
I faced this prejudice at one point.
Pointed out that I am married.
And so is my gf.
People with unruly children :)
Nice one!:D
No monobrows
That's me out most of the time - must keep them in check!
I faced this prejudice at one point.
Pointed out that I am married.
And so is my gf.
Totally howled at that one.:lol::lol::lol:
Wayward flatulence and howling at the moon would put me off some guests.
Wayward flatulence and howling at the moon would put me off some guests.
And moving the furniture around at 3.00 in the morning and chanting. As one B & B owner once related to me :eek:
I run a 4*B&B in the Western Isles - had some 'different' folks stay, most have been absolutely fantastic.
My no nos are
1. Any person smoking in the house - bags will be out on the doorstep before they know it - I run a no smoking home.
2. No pets unless previously agreed. Two folk have turned up with pets in tow, both owners were irresponsible to expect anywhere to accept their pets without consulting first (most hotels have a no pets policy or charge quite a bit for them)
3. Agree with the furniture moving in the middle of the night - had one female Aussie who did this and raided the fridge in the dining room consumed 12 yoghurts, lots of different berries, 3 pkts cereals and a litre of fruit juice (that was on top of many other incidents in her 4 day stay) - took me a long time before I would accept Aussies again as I had 2 bad ones in a row! Back to accepting them now.
4. Laptops - not bothered as with wifi they stay in their rooms and do not bother anyone.
5. Soaking wet towels put on the carpets or among the bedding
6. Smells - luckily I do not have much of sense of smell but those stinkie/perfumed spray deodorants/body sprays set my asthma off. I now take a deep breath before entering a room, rush to open the windows and quickly exit, leave for an hour to blow the cobwebs away! and I can enter the rooms to clean and change beds and bathrooms. Cleaned up much worse in my previous life.
7. Luckily I live a mile from town centre so no hen/stag/rugby/football parties.
I wouldn't allow *gays, bikers, especially gay bikers, food and wine snobs, screaming kids, old people-'cos they smell, disabled people, toffs, fat people-they might break the beds, Gordon Ramsey or Cilla Black, people that wear hats back to front, ugly people-I wouldn't want other guests put off their food, or anyone hairier than me, ;)
*I'd allow lesbians, though not the butch variety.
Kevin Milkins
23-Mar-10, 06:49
The Welsh, what are they for?;)
All they do is sing and make a noise.:lol:
Come on,don't let it die---have ye's no imination or what!!!!
Kevin - the Welsh would be given my front room - it has extremely thick walls so noise does not carry to remainder of the house - I would not hear you singing in the shower or moving your furniture at 3am so it accorded with feng-shui
You can go to the top of the field and sing your heart out with only the sheep, cattle and wild geese to hear you - or go to the front of the house and sing to the fish, seals, the boats entering Stornoway Harbour and the ferry to Ullapool, nobody would mind or you can do a Billy Connelly around the stones at Callanish or any of the many other standing stones and circles
I wouldn't allow *gays, bikers, especially gay bikers, food and wine snobs, screaming kids, old people-'cos they smell, disabled people, toffs, fat people-they might break the beds, Gordon Ramsey or Cilla Black, people that wear hats back to front, ugly people-I wouldn't want other guests put off their food, or anyone hairier than me, ;)
*I'd allow lesbians, though not the butch variety.
I wouldn't be allowed on several counts. 00H! I wouldn't allow Vampires :eek:
northener
23-Mar-10, 16:56
I wouldn't allow *gays, bikers, especially gay bikers, food and wine snobs, screaming kids, old people-'cos they smell, disabled people, toffs, fat people-they might break the beds, Gordon Ramsey or Cilla Black, people that wear hats back to front, ugly people-I wouldn't want other guests put off their food, or anyone hairier than me, ;)
*I'd allow lesbians, though not the butch variety.
I'm out on seven points.......:Razz
northener
23-Mar-10, 17:01
Count yourselves lucky.
This weekend I will be sharing bunkbeds at Blacklunans (east of Pitlochry on the Braemore road) with:
15 overweight, hairy drunken straight male bikers
1 overweight, hairy, drunken gay male biker
1 slim, very attractive, non-hairy, drunken gay female biker
It should be a good weekend..........
The area around Blacklunans is lovely - a lot of my family live in the area (my auntie owned the Blackwater Inn for 30 years but sold it about 10 years ago - such a shame the state of it now :( ).
Let me know if the massive snow drift cliffs have cleared. I estimated them at 6 foot - probably more like 7 or 8...
http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh22/l34nn3_k4ut/Photo2002.jpg
http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh22/l34nn3_k4ut/Photo2001.jpg
Alice in Blunderland
23-Mar-10, 17:37
I wouldn't allow *gays, bikers, especially gay bikers, food and wine snobs, screaming kids, old people-'cos they smell, disabled people, toffs, fat people-they might break the beds, Gordon Ramsey or Cilla Black, people that wear hats back to front, ugly people-I wouldn't want other guests put off their food, or anyone hairier than me, ;)
*I'd allow lesbians, though not the butch variety.
Hows about underwear youve' not said do they have to have clean underwear on................or any ;)
People with unruly children :)
People who think other people's childrfen are unruly but do not spot it in their own family!
hooray henry's and grumpy (old) people. And over sensitive/Daily Mail readers/ PC types!
I wouldn't be allowed on several counts. 00H! I wouldn't allow Vampires
I'd allow vampires, it could make for an interesting visit for other guests.
I'm out on seven points.......
Which seven?
Count yourselves lucky.
This weekend I will be sharing bunkbeds at Blacklunans (east of Pitlochry on the Braemore road) with:
15 overweight, hairy drunken straight male bikers
1 overweight, hairy, drunken gay male biker
1 slim, very attractive, non-hairy, drunken gay female biker
It should be a good weekend..........
Are you the sacrificial 'virgin'?
The area around Blacklunans is lovely - a lot of my family live in the area (my auntie owned the Blackwater Inn for 30 years but sold it about 10 years ago - such a shame the state of it now ).
Let me know if the massive snow drift cliffs have cleared. I estimated them at 6 foot - probably more like 7 or 8...
http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh22/l34nn3_k4ut/Photo2002.jpg
http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh22/l34nn3_k4ut/Photo2001.jpg
Good pics Leanne, it would be great to drive that, just see-ing a black road and white for miles aound you.
Hows about underwear youve' not said do they have to have clean underwear on................or any
Underwear is optional, I rarely wear any myself so can't enforce that rule.
Also, no-one called Dave would be admitted. All the Daves I've known have been boring gits.
Anyone called Katie Melua stays for free. :D
Also, no-one called Dave would be admitted. All the Daves I've known have been boring gits.
What about gay Daves? Can you ban gay Daves?
I'd ban Gays, non Gays, Homophobic gays, people and sheep.
And wimmin.
And anyone looking like they were from the League of Gentlemen.
And anyone giving their home address as Portgower.
And anyone with the surname Smith.
northener you should know better. And you should be thoroughly ashamed of yourself.....
1 slim, very attractive, non-hairy, drunken gay female biker
It is quite obvious to everyone what you are saying here, in today's society this is not acceptable. People have rights you know.
By singling out this individual it is clear you are telling us the rest of your biker dudes are ugly mingers. They have the right to be attractive too you know.
people and sheep.
Phill I've told you before, that was a ewe. There's nothing wrong with me! :mad:
Count yourselves lucky.
This weekend I will be sharing bunkbeds at Blacklunans (east of Pitlochry on the Braemore road) with:
1 slim, very attractive, non-hairy, drunken gay female biker
It should be a good weekend..........
Z'at you Northener - mebbe I should put some two-stroke in the moped and head Sooth
northener
24-Mar-10, 10:05
I'd allow vampires, it could make for an interesting visit for other guests.
Which seven?
Are you the sacrificial 'virgin'?
Take your pick and yes.
northener you should know better. And you should be thoroughly ashamed of yourself.....
It is quite obvious to everyone what you are saying here, in today's society this is not acceptable. People have rights you know.
By singling out this individual it is clear you are telling us the rest of your biker dudes are ugly mingers. They have the right to be attractive too you know.
We are definitely ugly mingers, no doubt about that. But when you're upside down in a ditch with a GS on top of you, looks are easily ruined - so we have an advantage there...
Z'at you Northener - mebbe I should put some two-stroke in the moped and head Sooth
I'm sharing space with the good looking gal, I ain't her though...sorry to disappoint, Davie. But I'm definitely in the minger biker group:Razz
Phill I've told you before, that was a ewe. There's nothing wrong with me! :mad:
OK, if you want to go down that road can you explain the goat?
OK, if you want to go down that road can you explain the goat?
We are just "friends". Why do you always assume the worst?????
But when you're upside down in a ditch with a GS on top of you
Oooookay......I'm not sure I want to know about this, sounds like something from those 'specialist' and 'educational' websites....GS...Gimp what?
We are just "friends". Why do you always assume the worst?????
Ahem, "Special" friends is that? [smirk]
Oooookay......I'm not sure I want to know about this, sounds like something from those 'specialist' and 'educational' websites....GS...Gimp what?
A very heavy, fat, ugly German ;)
A very heavy, fat, ugly German
Now look here old chap. I'm an open minded kind of guy, I've travelled about a bit (well, got as far as the Isle of Man in the 80's). But it's quite clear you Biker folk have a 'code' for whatever it is you get up to.
It is beyond the pale I tell you.
I know your type, you hide behind the pretence of being respectable during the week and then at the weekend you go off 'riding' your 'bikes'.
Your sick I tell you. I really don't know what all these pseudonyms are referring too but by jumping to outrageous conclusions I am disgusted.
Now look here old chap. I'm an open minded kind of guy, I've travelled about a bit (well, got as far as the Isle of Man in the 80's). But it's quite clear you Biker folk have a 'code' for whatever it is you get up to.
It is beyond the pale I tell you.
I know your type, you hide behind the pretence of being respectable during the week and then at the weekend you go off 'riding' your 'bikes'.
Your sick I tell you. I really don't know what all these pseudonyms are referring too but by jumping to outrageous conclusions I am disgusted.
Who's respectable during the week? [evil]
northener
24-Mar-10, 14:31
A very heavy, fat, ugly German ;)
Better than a skinny, tempremental Italian bint that won't go out in the rain......[lol]
northener
24-Mar-10, 14:32
Oooookay......I'm not sure I want to know about this, sounds like something from those 'specialist' and 'educational' websites....GS...Gimp what?
Gimp Suit, come on...keep up with modern perversions, Phill.....
Who's respectable during the week? [evil]
I was being polite and overly generous, it's Wednesday, I'm peaking, it's all down hill now.
Gimp Suit, come on...keep up with modern perversions, Phill.....
Oh I'm there love, don't you worry. It's just an illusion, I can't have everyone knowing just how sick and twisted I am too.
I'll keep it between us, don't worry.
Better than a skinny, tempremental Italian bint that won't go out in the rain......[lol]
And thats just the wife [lol]
I wouldn't allow people with very big suitcases who were only staying one night.
My place would be like the Hotel California, you could check out but never leave. :eek:
Well, you can add Ricky Martin to the list of undesirables at the B&B's.
For crimes against music.
Peter Dow and that strumpet weeburd are definately not getting in :eek:
John Little
31-Mar-10, 09:46
But would you let them into your B&B? :eek:
But would you let them into your B&B? :eek:
No.............:eek:[lol]
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